We haven't really had the type of sock puppet where a current poster is pretending to be another real person.
Well, just the one time. During The Troubles.
But thanks for speaking up, Eddie.
I'm 17. Looking at linoleum makes me want to have sex.
Xander ,'First Date'
Natter 34: Freak With No Name
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jesse - Apr 14, 2005 7:27:39 pm PDT #5835 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
aurelia - Apr 14, 2005 7:31:57 pm PDT #5836 of 10001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
Hello, Eddie.
Eddie - Apr 14, 2005 7:34:44 pm PDT #5837 of 10001
Your tag here.
Hi aurelia. Thanks bon bon and and Jesse.
I am so insomnia's bitch right now.
Lee - Apr 14, 2005 7:37:19 pm PDT #5838 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
I agree with bon bon and Jesse, Eddie.
eta: Sean, insent.
bon bon - Apr 14, 2005 7:40:39 pm PDT #5839 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
We haven't really had the type of sock puppet where a current poster is pretending to be another real person.
Well, just the one time. During The Troubles.
Ah, ha, I would not forget that. That's why I said current poster, as opposed to a banned poster. I've seen SPs on other boards of current posters, but that's kinda pointless here.
Jesse - Apr 14, 2005 7:42:48 pm PDT #5840 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
That's why I said current poster, as opposed to a banned poster.
Oh right. Gotcha.
Burrell - Apr 14, 2005 8:15:23 pm PDT #5841 of 10001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Perkins, if you are still around, how is Sunday looking for you?
Allyson - Apr 14, 2005 8:30:59 pm PDT #5842 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
I'm covered in hot candle wax. It's not sexy. At all.
Also, I want to scream. Miles to go before I sleep. The next time I have a bright idea about doing a party for a show, someone link me back to this. Unless it's for The Inside, because, well, of course. And ita will be Tim's personal body guard. Unless J.J. is molested on Saturday night, in which case, ita is fired.
Eddie - Apr 14, 2005 8:50:43 pm PDT #5843 of 10001
Your tag here.
I'm covered in hot candle wax. It's not sexy. At all.
Are you trying to make talking novelty lions?
§ ita § - Apr 14, 2005 8:56:26 pm PDT #5844 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Unless J.J. is molested on Saturday night, in which case, ita is fired.
Even if he likes it? Maybe Tim wants to be molested.
So, today, the woman behind the deli counter in the supermarket told me to eat more beef and have more sex. She's not the metaphorical type, I don't think, so I consider those two separate instructions. Then the nurse in the ER¹ tells me that successful black people should be congratulated, since we're coming from 300 years behind. Coming from a black guy, just odd.
¹ Split lip, through and through -- no stitches, but a tetanus jab. May take a sick day tomorrow if the Vicodin I'm about to apply to my headache doesn't wear off in time