But that's OK, because he sucks.
He's the Sub-Submariner.
Bunnies frighten me.
Anya ,'Help'
Natter 34: Freak With No Name
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Frankenbuddha - Apr 13, 2005 5:48:59 am PDT #5271 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
bon bon - Apr 13, 2005 5:49:33 am PDT #5272 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
because apparently helping people does not fall under his purview as help desk guy.
This reminds me of a story from work. We were trying to get a computer hooked up and called the help desk to send someone down to help. Someone comes down and needs someone to turn something on, so he makes a call.
Guy: yeah, I need someone to flibberty flobbet.
Speakerphone, snottily: did you call the help desk?
Guy: I AM THE HELP DESK!
amych - Apr 13, 2005 5:49:49 am PDT #5273 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Metropolis action figures
Isn't that pretty much what Oscars are?
shrift - Apr 13, 2005 5:51:40 am PDT #5274 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
I think I'd OD on caffeine before I ever reached a point where I'd consumed enough.
Mostly I was thinking that I needed a little less gronk to parlay anything into porn successfully. Worry not, though; today I am stuck in a persistent state of gronk.
It's for a job I'm not sure I want, least of all because I didn't catch the company name when she called me to set it up yesterday.
People call me up every day, tell me their names and where they work and that so-and-so gave them my number, and I always forget it two seconds later. It's like hysterical short-term memory loss, or possibly like my ears think I'm in a Charlie Brown cartoon.
sumi - Apr 13, 2005 5:51:47 am PDT #5275 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!
Yes, Project Greenlight is on Thursdays now.
Good luck with the interview Dana!
Congratulations on passing the ethics exam, Stephanie!
Dana - Apr 13, 2005 5:53:53 am PDT #5276 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
It's like hysterical short-term memory loss, or possibly like my ears think I'm in a Charlie Brown cartoon.
I think part of it is that I'm always expecting these calls at home to be a telemarketer, so I don't really care who they're harassing me on behalf of. By the time my brain catches up, it's too late.
msbelle - Apr 13, 2005 5:55:39 am PDT #5277 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
good luck Dana.
Jesse - I cannot be trusted with food questions like that. I tend to eat things unless they smell or have visible mold. I have also given myself food poisoning 3 times.
Jesse - Apr 13, 2005 5:57:20 am PDT #5278 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I have also given myself food poisoning 3 times.
Har. Sorry. Heh.
Of course, now I can't decide if my tummy feels funny due to bad food or just because I have to get dressed now for an interview.
Topic!Cindy - Apr 13, 2005 5:58:52 am PDT #5279 of 10001
What is even happening?
Jesse, I always live by "When in doubt, throw it out," because I would pay whatever the food cost (times 10), not to get sick.
That said, you've already eaten this. So, I wouldn't worry about it. I would also drink the hottest tea I could find, not founded on any scientific theory, but rather upon a firm--albeit vaguely defined--theory, that it couldn't hurt, and might help. And no, I don't know why, except it's tea! It's tea! It's tea, and it's made with boiling water, and something good might come of it.
tommyrot - Apr 13, 2005 6:01:42 am PDT #5280 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
And no, I don't know why, except it's tea! It's tea! It's tea, and it's made with boiling water, and something good might come of it.
All the tea molecules go up to the evil food-poisoning chemicals and say, "Dude. I just came from boiling water. I'm so gonna kick your ass."
It's true. Because it's science.