Okay so now I really don't understand Britney's False Tabloid Rantings. Since she just announced that she is, in fact, pregnant.
well, in all fairness, most people don't announce their pregnancy until after the first trimester.
Jinx? If you and Dreg have been using my moisturizer again I'm going to have to rip off your scaly- hey, what's the deal with your face?
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Natter 34: Freak With No Name
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Vortex - Apr 12, 2005 2:13:49 pm PDT #5150 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
§ ita § - Apr 12, 2005 2:15:52 pm PDT #5151 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Yeah, but she can hardly get mad at false reports of her pregnancy if she's pregnant.
Not that her rant mentioned pregnancy. But I'd thought that was what it was referring to.
DavidS - Apr 12, 2005 2:20:08 pm PDT #5152 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Ooh, a staple narrative trick of mysteries and thrillers occurs in real life: Man leaves clue to his killers on back of his hand
Kristen - Apr 12, 2005 2:25:09 pm PDT #5153 of 10001
well, in all fairness, most people don't announce their pregnancy until after the first trimester.
Yes but then you just don't respond.
Though...oooh! False tabloid = truth. So she was leaving us, like, a CLUE that she was pregnant.
Or, you know, she was just being crazy again. Yoko Ono.
what's your seasoned opinion on the Porkchop/Bit Bit incest?
I'm assuming you're not speaking of the sockpuppet.
§ ita § - Apr 12, 2005 2:29:26 pm PDT #5154 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Sock puppets? Never. Also, I think you're referring to something I know nothing of.
No, I meant this which contains this nugget:
A representative for Spears said: "Britney and Kevin were at the hotel to celebrate [sister] Jamie Lynn's birthday. An emergency meeting was called, but only because Britney was afraid her dog, Bit Bit, was pregnant by [brother] Brian's dog, Porkchop — and that would be incest.
I figure there's an offchance the dogs are related. Offchance.
Betsy HP - Apr 12, 2005 2:35:52 pm PDT #5155 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
For the record, Bit Bit is a chihuahua and Porkchop is a bulldog.
Kristen - Apr 12, 2005 2:36:55 pm PDT #5156 of 10001
So it's only step!incest, then.
Not illegal. Just icky.
Betsy HP - Apr 12, 2005 2:38:33 pm PDT #5157 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
Professional dog breeders breed mothers to sons *all the time*. It's called line-breeding.
§ ita § - Apr 12, 2005 2:40:12 pm PDT #5158 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
It's not even icky. Just insane.
It's called line-breeding.
How RAH!
Kristen - Apr 12, 2005 2:41:06 pm PDT #5159 of 10001
It's Britney. Insanity's a given.