Spike? It's you. It's really you! My therapist thought I was holding on to false hope, but…I knew you'd come back. You're like…you're like Gandalf the White, resurrected from the pit of the Balrog, more beautiful than ever. Oh…he's alive Frodo. He's alive.

Andrew ,'Damage'


Natter 34: Freak With No Name  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Kristen - Apr 12, 2005 2:36:55 pm PDT #5156 of 10001

So it's only step!incest, then.

Not illegal. Just icky.


Betsy HP - Apr 12, 2005 2:38:33 pm PDT #5157 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

Professional dog breeders breed mothers to sons *all the time*. It's called line-breeding.


§ ita § - Apr 12, 2005 2:40:12 pm PDT #5158 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

It's not even icky. Just insane.

It's called line-breeding.

How RAH!


Kristen - Apr 12, 2005 2:41:06 pm PDT #5159 of 10001

It's Britney. Insanity's a given.


Connie Neil - Apr 12, 2005 2:45:12 pm PDT #5160 of 10001
brillig

I'm assuming this means Britney will fade away--unless she becomes like Jessica Simpson, who AFAICT is famous merely for being blonde and giggly on TV. And she occasionally sings, I think.

edit: Except Britney's not blonde anymore. At least now I can tell her apart from Jessica.


Jessica - Apr 12, 2005 2:49:49 pm PDT #5161 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Offered without comment:

FemDefence


JohnSweden - Apr 12, 2005 3:18:04 pm PDT #5162 of 10001
I can't even.

FemDefence

And Stephenson took all kinds of shit for the dentata in Snow Crash.


Kat - Apr 12, 2005 3:19:50 pm PDT #5163 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Ugh. I want to be shielded from the insanity/stupidity that is Britney.


sumi - Apr 12, 2005 3:52:59 pm PDT #5164 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!

Aunt/Nephew or uncle/niece would be much more typical modern-day dogbreeding.

Okay, idiotic turbotax question -- if I get started do have TO EFILE my state as well as my federal tax if my state is going to charge me?


Kathy A - Apr 12, 2005 3:58:19 pm PDT #5165 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

IL shouldn't be charging you, sumi. I just did my taxes last night--I couldn't figure out the federal IRS website, so I just telefiled that one. But the IL website was easy to navigate (of course, I had the EZ forms for both--the only good thing about not actually owning anything!).