Sock puppets? Never. Also, I think you're referring to something I know nothing of.
No, I meant this which contains this nugget:
A representative for Spears said: "Britney and Kevin were at the hotel to celebrate [sister] Jamie Lynn's birthday. An emergency meeting was called, but only because Britney was afraid her dog, Bit Bit, was pregnant by [brother] Brian's dog, Porkchop — and that would be incest.
I figure there's an offchance the dogs are related. Offchance.
So it's only step!incest, then.
Not illegal. Just icky.
Professional dog breeders breed mothers to sons *all the time*. It's called line-breeding.
It's not even icky. Just insane.
It's called line-breeding.
How RAH!
It's
Britney.
Insanity's a given.
I'm assuming this means Britney will fade away--unless she becomes like Jessica Simpson, who AFAICT is famous merely for being blonde and giggly on TV. And she occasionally sings, I think.
edit: Except Britney's not blonde anymore. At least now I can tell her apart from Jessica.
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And Stephenson took all kinds of shit for the dentata in Snow Crash.
Ugh. I want to be shielded from the insanity/stupidity that is Britney.