Anya: It's lovely! I wish it was mine! Oh like you weren't all thinking the same thing. Giles: I'm fairly certain I wasn't.

'The Killer In Me'


Natter 34: Freak With No Name  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Apr 12, 2005 2:29:26 pm PDT #5154 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Sock puppets? Never. Also, I think you're referring to something I know nothing of.

No, I meant this which contains this nugget:

A representative for Spears said: "Britney and Kevin were at the hotel to celebrate [sister] Jamie Lynn's birthday. An emergency meeting was called, but only because Britney was afraid her dog, Bit Bit, was pregnant by [brother] Brian's dog, Porkchop — and that would be incest.

I figure there's an offchance the dogs are related. Offchance.


Betsy HP - Apr 12, 2005 2:35:52 pm PDT #5155 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

For the record, Bit Bit is a chihuahua and Porkchop is a bulldog.


Kristen - Apr 12, 2005 2:36:55 pm PDT #5156 of 10001

So it's only step!incest, then.

Not illegal. Just icky.


Betsy HP - Apr 12, 2005 2:38:33 pm PDT #5157 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

Professional dog breeders breed mothers to sons *all the time*. It's called line-breeding.


§ ita § - Apr 12, 2005 2:40:12 pm PDT #5158 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

It's not even icky. Just insane.

It's called line-breeding.

How RAH!


Kristen - Apr 12, 2005 2:41:06 pm PDT #5159 of 10001

It's Britney. Insanity's a given.


Connie Neil - Apr 12, 2005 2:45:12 pm PDT #5160 of 10001
brillig

I'm assuming this means Britney will fade away--unless she becomes like Jessica Simpson, who AFAICT is famous merely for being blonde and giggly on TV. And she occasionally sings, I think.

edit: Except Britney's not blonde anymore. At least now I can tell her apart from Jessica.


Jessica - Apr 12, 2005 2:49:49 pm PDT #5161 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Offered without comment:

FemDefence


JohnSweden - Apr 12, 2005 3:18:04 pm PDT #5162 of 10001
I can't even.

FemDefence

And Stephenson took all kinds of shit for the dentata in Snow Crash.


Kat - Apr 12, 2005 3:19:50 pm PDT #5163 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Ugh. I want to be shielded from the insanity/stupidity that is Britney.