You're wrong about River. River's not on the ship. They didn't want her here, but she couldn't make herself leave. So she melted... Melted away. They didn't know she could do that, but she did.

River ,'Objects In Space'


Natter 34: Freak With No Name  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Kristen - Apr 12, 2005 2:25:09 pm PDT #5153 of 10001

well, in all fairness, most people don't announce their pregnancy until after the first trimester.

Yes but then you just don't respond.

Though...oooh! False tabloid = truth. So she was leaving us, like, a CLUE that she was pregnant.

Or, you know, she was just being crazy again. Yoko Ono.

what's your seasoned opinion on the Porkchop/Bit Bit incest?

I'm assuming you're not speaking of the sockpuppet.


§ ita § - Apr 12, 2005 2:29:26 pm PDT #5154 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Sock puppets? Never. Also, I think you're referring to something I know nothing of.

No, I meant this which contains this nugget:

A representative for Spears said: "Britney and Kevin were at the hotel to celebrate [sister] Jamie Lynn's birthday. An emergency meeting was called, but only because Britney was afraid her dog, Bit Bit, was pregnant by [brother] Brian's dog, Porkchop — and that would be incest.

I figure there's an offchance the dogs are related. Offchance.


Betsy HP - Apr 12, 2005 2:35:52 pm PDT #5155 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

For the record, Bit Bit is a chihuahua and Porkchop is a bulldog.


Kristen - Apr 12, 2005 2:36:55 pm PDT #5156 of 10001

So it's only step!incest, then.

Not illegal. Just icky.


Betsy HP - Apr 12, 2005 2:38:33 pm PDT #5157 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

Professional dog breeders breed mothers to sons *all the time*. It's called line-breeding.


§ ita § - Apr 12, 2005 2:40:12 pm PDT #5158 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

It's not even icky. Just insane.

It's called line-breeding.

How RAH!


Kristen - Apr 12, 2005 2:41:06 pm PDT #5159 of 10001

It's Britney. Insanity's a given.


Connie Neil - Apr 12, 2005 2:45:12 pm PDT #5160 of 10001
brillig

I'm assuming this means Britney will fade away--unless she becomes like Jessica Simpson, who AFAICT is famous merely for being blonde and giggly on TV. And she occasionally sings, I think.

edit: Except Britney's not blonde anymore. At least now I can tell her apart from Jessica.


Jessica - Apr 12, 2005 2:49:49 pm PDT #5161 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Offered without comment:

FemDefence


JohnSweden - Apr 12, 2005 3:18:04 pm PDT #5162 of 10001
I can't even.

FemDefence

And Stephenson took all kinds of shit for the dentata in Snow Crash.