Simon: I, uh... I never-never shot anyone before. Book: I was there, son. I'm fair sure you haven't shot anyone yet.

'War Stories'


Natter 34: Freak With No Name  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


msbelle - Apr 12, 2005 1:50:01 pm PDT #5145 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

lalalalalalalalalalala

Talkin it out, on the Barry Gibb Talk Show


Kristen - Apr 12, 2005 1:53:42 pm PDT #5146 of 10001

Ann Coulter, WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR FACE?

*ahem*

What's the pop tart version of slashdotting?

I dunno. popdirt, maybe? I just look at my LJ and it's always there.


§ ita § - Apr 12, 2005 1:57:30 pm PDT #5147 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Well, I made it to the official site, and there are pictures of Bit Bit's bedroom with the cute chandelier.

Kristen -- what's your seasoned opinion on the Porkchop/Bit Bit incest?


erikaj - Apr 12, 2005 1:57:34 pm PDT #5148 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

It's all the bitter(not sexy like mine) pushing its way through that shriveled husk she calls a brain, Kristin.


msbelle - Apr 12, 2005 1:57:54 pm PDT #5149 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

no. no, I don't.


Vortex - Apr 12, 2005 2:13:49 pm PDT #5150 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Okay so now I really don't understand Britney's False Tabloid Rantings. Since she just announced that she is, in fact, pregnant.

well, in all fairness, most people don't announce their pregnancy until after the first trimester.


§ ita § - Apr 12, 2005 2:15:52 pm PDT #5151 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Yeah, but she can hardly get mad at false reports of her pregnancy if she's pregnant.

Not that her rant mentioned pregnancy. But I'd thought that was what it was referring to.


DavidS - Apr 12, 2005 2:20:08 pm PDT #5152 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Ooh, a staple narrative trick of mysteries and thrillers occurs in real life: Man leaves clue to his killers on back of his hand


Kristen - Apr 12, 2005 2:25:09 pm PDT #5153 of 10001

well, in all fairness, most people don't announce their pregnancy until after the first trimester.

Yes but then you just don't respond.

Though...oooh! False tabloid = truth. So she was leaving us, like, a CLUE that she was pregnant.

Or, you know, she was just being crazy again. Yoko Ono.

what's your seasoned opinion on the Porkchop/Bit Bit incest?

I'm assuming you're not speaking of the sockpuppet.


§ ita § - Apr 12, 2005 2:29:26 pm PDT #5154 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Sock puppets? Never. Also, I think you're referring to something I know nothing of.

No, I meant this which contains this nugget:

A representative for Spears said: "Britney and Kevin were at the hotel to celebrate [sister] Jamie Lynn's birthday. An emergency meeting was called, but only because Britney was afraid her dog, Bit Bit, was pregnant by [brother] Brian's dog, Porkchop — and that would be incest.

I figure there's an offchance the dogs are related. Offchance.