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Natter 34: Freak With No Name

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Allyson - Apr 11, 2005 2:04:08 pm PDT #4757 of 10001

Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

So, when the loudspeaker beeps and security keeps saying, "Attention. A small mountain lion the size of a coyote has been seen in the East Lot. Please use caution," what the frig are we supposed to do? I mean, what the fuck? Please use caution? What the fuck does that mean? There's a wild man-eating cat prowling the parking lot. People are supposed to what? Tiptoe? Run REALLY FAST to their cars?

Idiots.

Karl - Apr 11, 2005 2:07:37 pm PDT #4758 of 10001

I adore all you motherfuckers so much -- PMM.

Make a lot of noise leaving the building, I'd imagine. But then, I've only ever had one encounter with a mountain lion in a parking lot, so I'm not exactly an expert.

Jesse - Apr 11, 2005 2:09:08 pm PDT #4759 of 10001

Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Me, I'd be staying inside. Possibly forever.

Allyson - Apr 11, 2005 2:10:32 pm PDT #4760 of 10001

Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

ATTENTION ALL EMPLOYEES. THERE IS A HUNGRY MAN-EATING BEAST BETWEEN YOU AND YOUR VOLVO. GOOD LUCK.

This place would be so much better if they let me do the announcements. First of all, when they have to read something, it reminds me of third grade when the teacher would call on the kid who couldn't really read at all and he'd stutter and try to pronounce shit out of grasp, and everyone would feel really uncomfortable.

Second of all, I'm funny.

Kathy A - Apr 11, 2005 2:18:31 pm PDT #4761 of 10001

We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

I'm picturing the interns running interference for the CEO as he makes a mad dash for his Lexus SUV.

Sue - Apr 11, 2005 2:19:29 pm PDT #4762 of 10001

hip deep in pie

Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!

I just passed in my last assignment of my Master's degree.

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

(Passes out from lack of oxygen.)

Lysana - Apr 11, 2005 2:22:42 pm PDT #4763 of 10001

Hellbound Equal-Opportunity Nookie Hog

Breathe, Sue, or you won't be able to see all of us congratulating you.

Allyson - Apr 11, 2005 2:25:57 pm PDT #4764 of 10001

Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Sue, when you flail around like that, the mountain lions can see you.

Lee - Apr 11, 2005 2:26:52 pm PDT #4765 of 10001

The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Is there a squash court near you, Allyson?

amych - Apr 11, 2005 2:27:18 pm PDT #4766 of 10001

Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Go Sue!

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