Me, I'd be staying inside. Possibly forever.
I like books. I just don't want to take on too much. Do they have an introduction to the modern blurb?
Buffy ,'Lessons'
Natter 34: Freak With No Name
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jesse - Apr 11, 2005 2:09:08 pm PDT #4759 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Allyson - Apr 11, 2005 2:10:32 pm PDT #4760 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
ATTENTION ALL EMPLOYEES. THERE IS A HUNGRY MAN-EATING BEAST BETWEEN YOU AND YOUR VOLVO. GOOD LUCK.
This place would be so much better if they let me do the announcements. First of all, when they have to read something, it reminds me of third grade when the teacher would call on the kid who couldn't really read at all and he'd stutter and try to pronounce shit out of grasp, and everyone would feel really uncomfortable.
Second of all, I'm funny.
Kathy A - Apr 11, 2005 2:18:31 pm PDT #4761 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
I'm picturing the interns running interference for the CEO as he makes a mad dash for his Lexus SUV.
Sue - Apr 11, 2005 2:19:29 pm PDT #4762 of 10001
hip deep in pie
Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!
I just passed in my last assignment of my Master's degree.
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
(Passes out from lack of oxygen.)
Lysana - Apr 11, 2005 2:22:42 pm PDT #4763 of 10001
Hellbound Equal-Opportunity Nookie Hog
Breathe, Sue, or you won't be able to see all of us congratulating you.
Allyson - Apr 11, 2005 2:25:57 pm PDT #4764 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Sue, when you flail around like that, the mountain lions can see you.
Lee - Apr 11, 2005 2:26:52 pm PDT #4765 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Is there a squash court near you, Allyson?
amych - Apr 11, 2005 2:27:18 pm PDT #4766 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Go Sue!
Allyson - Apr 11, 2005 2:28:01 pm PDT #4767 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Hm. I don't think so. But there's a mission control center near me! Also, Lori parks her car in the East Lot.
RUN LORI! RUN!
Matt the Bruins fan - Apr 11, 2005 2:28:19 pm PDT #4768 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Allyson, now is when having a big ball of yarn in your desk could come in handy.