Please...Wesley...why can't I stay?

Fred ,'A Hole in the World'


Natter 34: Freak With No Name  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Allyson - Apr 11, 2005 2:28:01 pm PDT #4767 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Hm. I don't think so. But there's a mission control center near me! Also, Lori parks her car in the East Lot.

RUN LORI! RUN!


Matt the Bruins fan - Apr 11, 2005 2:28:19 pm PDT #4768 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Allyson, now is when having a big ball of yarn in your desk could come in handy.


Pix - Apr 11, 2005 2:30:26 pm PDT #4769 of 10001
The status is NOT quo.

Sue, congratulations! That's wonderful news.

Allyson and Lori, please to not be eaten by the big kitty.


Jesse - Apr 11, 2005 2:30:31 pm PDT #4770 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

YAY SUE!


Sue - Apr 11, 2005 2:35:19 pm PDT #4771 of 10001
hip deep in pie

Sue, when you flail around like that, the mountain lions can see you.

I am emitting high pitch frequencies in order to scare them and keep them at bay.


DawnK - Apr 11, 2005 2:37:46 pm PDT #4772 of 10001
giraffe mode

Allyson, in addition to the big, big ball 'o yarn. You need one of those extra big rawhide dog chews to throw in the opposite direction of your car.

HI Perkins!

Ohhh I get to leave work now. Fun!


Susan W. - Apr 11, 2005 2:37:54 pm PDT #4773 of 10001
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights

Yay, Sue!

Loving the idea of distracting the mountain lion with a big ball of yarn.


Steph L. - Apr 11, 2005 2:38:28 pm PDT #4774 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Yay SUE!

I thought I learned* that you scare mountain lions away by making yourself look as big as possible, like having a billowy King of Pain coat -- or, even better, a cape! -- and therefore intimidating.

*Please note, I learned this from The Simpsons, which is not considered a first-line source of education.


Sue - Apr 11, 2005 2:39:59 pm PDT #4775 of 10001
hip deep in pie

Thanks all.

What the hell am I going to do with myself now? I'm going to have to get a real job!!


DawnK - Apr 11, 2005 2:41:56 pm PDT #4776 of 10001
giraffe mode

What the hell am I going to do with myself now

PhD??? Only kidding! Congrats!!!