Revelations sounds like it could be pretty entertaining, if not for the creeping feeling I have that there are folks out there who'll be taking it for a documentary.
Jayne: Yeah, that was some pretty risky sittin' you did there. Wash: That's right, of course, 'cause they wouldn't arrest me if we got boarded, I'm just the pilot. I can always say I was flying the ship by accident.
'Serenity'
Natter 34: Freak With No Name
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
brenda m - Apr 11, 2005 1:53:08 pm PDT #4756 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Allyson - Apr 11, 2005 2:04:08 pm PDT #4757 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
So, when the loudspeaker beeps and security keeps saying, "Attention. A small mountain lion the size of a coyote has been seen in the East Lot. Please use caution," what the frig are we supposed to do? I mean, what the fuck? Please use caution? What the fuck does that mean? There's a wild man-eating cat prowling the parking lot. People are supposed to what? Tiptoe? Run REALLY FAST to their cars?
Idiots.
Karl - Apr 11, 2005 2:07:37 pm PDT #4758 of 10001
I adore all you motherfuckers so much -- PMM.
Make a lot of noise leaving the building, I'd imagine. But then, I've only ever had one encounter with a mountain lion in a parking lot, so I'm not exactly an expert.
Jesse - Apr 11, 2005 2:09:08 pm PDT #4759 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Me, I'd be staying inside. Possibly forever.
Allyson - Apr 11, 2005 2:10:32 pm PDT #4760 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
ATTENTION ALL EMPLOYEES. THERE IS A HUNGRY MAN-EATING BEAST BETWEEN YOU AND YOUR VOLVO. GOOD LUCK.
This place would be so much better if they let me do the announcements. First of all, when they have to read something, it reminds me of third grade when the teacher would call on the kid who couldn't really read at all and he'd stutter and try to pronounce shit out of grasp, and everyone would feel really uncomfortable.
Second of all, I'm funny.
Kathy A - Apr 11, 2005 2:18:31 pm PDT #4761 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
I'm picturing the interns running interference for the CEO as he makes a mad dash for his Lexus SUV.
Sue - Apr 11, 2005 2:19:29 pm PDT #4762 of 10001
hip deep in pie
Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!
I just passed in my last assignment of my Master's degree.
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
(Passes out from lack of oxygen.)
Lysana - Apr 11, 2005 2:22:42 pm PDT #4763 of 10001
Hellbound Equal-Opportunity Nookie Hog
Breathe, Sue, or you won't be able to see all of us congratulating you.
Allyson - Apr 11, 2005 2:25:57 pm PDT #4764 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Sue, when you flail around like that, the mountain lions can see you.
Lee - Apr 11, 2005 2:26:52 pm PDT #4765 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Is there a squash court near you, Allyson?