I have to admit, CSI, factually accurate or not, has made me way way way more germ/ick creeped about hotels and whatnot. Now mind you, I've very much of the if I can't see it or smell it and it can't kill me, I don't care school of grime avoidance. Rationally. I really just have to not think about it. Because that way screaming and skin crawling lies.
I don't give half a hump if you're innocent or not. So where does that put you?
Book ,'Objects In Space'
Natter 34: Freak With No Name
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
sarameg - Apr 05, 2005 9:34:57 am PDT #3253 of 10001
Jessica - Apr 05, 2005 9:35:35 am PDT #3254 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Slap my hand now!
Dana - Apr 05, 2005 9:35:52 am PDT #3255 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
(to join the club, you need to be in the air, not just a mile above sea level, Aims....)
Consistently? You can't just jump? A lot?
Pix - Apr 05, 2005 9:35:58 am PDT #3256 of 10001
The status is NOT quo.
I cleaned hotel rooms when I was younger. The sheets are fine. It's the comforter you really want to not touch your bare skin. IJS.
§ ita § - Apr 05, 2005 9:36:19 am PDT #3257 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Good evening. This is your pilot Prince speaking.
U r flying aboard the Seduction 747
And this plane is fully equipped with anything your body desires
If 4 any reason there is a loss in cabin pressure
I will automatically drop down 2 apply more
2 activate the flow of excitement
Extinguish all clothing materials and pull my body close 2 yours
Place my lips over your mouth, and kiss, kiss, normally
In the event there is overexcitement
Your seat cushion may be used as a flotation device
We ask that U please observe the "No Letting Go" sign
I anticipate a few turbulence along the way
We r now making our final approach 2 Satisfaction
Please bring your lips, your arms, your hips
Into the upright and locked position
4 landing -- Can U feel it? Can U feel it?
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Welcome 2 Satisfaction
Please remain awake until the aircraft has come 2 a complete stop
Thank U 4 flying Prince International
Remember, next time U fly, fly the International Lover
Trudy Booth - Apr 05, 2005 9:36:36 am PDT #3258 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
View from the cockpit with the curtains open
Not only is the pilot right there, he's seperated from you by a curtain.
Um, no. Unless the pilot is hot and you have a voyeurism thing or you're both deaf mutes.
brenda m - Apr 05, 2005 9:36:39 am PDT #3259 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Well, yeah, but where's the rush? Is there really some perk to having sex in the air other than the fact you're being sneaky and illicit?
Yeah, talk about missing the point. Plus, there's something just kind of pathetic about it - like you had your own trophy made or something to show off to people even though you never won anything.
shrift - Apr 05, 2005 9:37:19 am PDT #3260 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
I think the question is more pointedly -- have you ever not had sex in a hotel?
Yes. In fact, I don't have sex in hotels quite often!
Heh.
Sean K - Apr 05, 2005 9:37:27 am PDT #3261 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Consistently? You can't just jump? A lot?
In a plane in flight, Little Miss Nitpicky.
Jessica - Apr 05, 2005 9:40:31 am PDT #3262 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
In a plane in flight, Little Miss Nitpicky.
Though I think sex on a trampoline comes with its own cachet, if not its own snappy nickname.