Not mine. Both of whom are outraged by Cookie Monster's treason.
Yeesh. Educational television at its nannyish worst.
Captain was looking for a pilot. I found a husband. Seemed to work out.
Zoe ,'Bushwhacked'
Natter 34: Freak With No Name
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Betsy HP - Apr 04, 2005 7:54:23 am PDT #2878 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
§ ita § - Apr 04, 2005 7:54:33 am PDT #2879 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Is this really the lesson we want to teach our children?
Well, as long as they don't start maligning chocolate cake, I think civilisation will stand.
God, I want a chocolate cupcake. And cookies, and a chai latte.
Instead, I will have English Breakfast tea.
And cry inside.
erikaj - Apr 04, 2005 7:55:03 am PDT #2880 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!
There's no kid on the planet that thinks you can eat cookies all the time because Cookie does. Lots of us wished we could, though. Doesn't wish-fulfillment mean anything anymore?(except to Nikita Fic Lady, I mean)
Lee - Apr 04, 2005 7:56:17 am PDT #2881 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Hmm. Maybe today's walk will be to Coffee Bean.
That would work.
Betsy HP - Apr 04, 2005 7:57:20 am PDT #2882 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
There's no kid on the planet that thinks you can eat cookies all the time because Cookie does.
Darn. t tears up lease on trashcan.
erikaj - Apr 04, 2005 8:00:08 am PDT #2883 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!
Well, ok, nobody's looking for nutrition advice from Cookie...I've probably eaten a million cookies since I watched him, though. And yeah, the crumbs are a great gag.
Susan W. - Apr 04, 2005 8:02:30 am PDT #2884 of 10001
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights
I would never eat cookies for breakfast!
I just had leftover birthday cake for breakfast.
And for lunch I'll be having a polish dog and garlic fries, because it's OPENING DAY!!!!!11!!! Wouldn't miss it for the world. MIL is babysitting Annabel today (she came up for the birthday), but we're all going together on Friday night.
Dude, the Mets are so not going to be in last place this year.
Pretty much my hope for the Mariners. I think we can play .500 ball this year, give or take a few games. At least it should be more interesting than last year.
Matt the Bruins fan - Apr 04, 2005 8:04:51 am PDT #2885 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Man, they are just fucking up Sesame Street. Don't even get me started on Elmo.
So next Bert and Ernie will be getting new beardsgirlfriends?
I think there are some kids young enough to think All Cookies All the Time would be a good nutritional plan if they want to grow up blue and fuzzy. But presumably such children are still being fed exclusively by parents who should know better.
Jesse - Apr 04, 2005 8:10:49 am PDT #2886 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I just had a nice salad for lunch, but now I'm eating cookies uncontrollably. I blame the monster.
Sean K - Apr 04, 2005 8:17:22 am PDT #2887 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
COOKIE MONSTER IS A COOKIE MONSTER.
Why do they have such a problem with this? Didn't they also make Oscar the Grouch nicer? And Sunffalupagus the invisible friend visible?
I can't help but think that none of this stuff wouldhave happened if Jim was still alive.
I would never eat cookies for breakfast!
Oooh! There's Thin Mints in the freezer. I think I shall have them for breakfast.