I just had a nice salad for lunch, but now I'm eating cookies uncontrollably. I blame the monster.
Book: Captain, you mind if I say grace? Mal: Only if you say it out loud.
'Serenity'
Natter 34: Freak With No Name
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jesse - Apr 04, 2005 8:10:49 am PDT #2886 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Sean K - Apr 04, 2005 8:17:22 am PDT #2887 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
COOKIE MONSTER IS A COOKIE MONSTER.
Why do they have such a problem with this? Didn't they also make Oscar the Grouch nicer? And Sunffalupagus the invisible friend visible?
I can't help but think that none of this stuff wouldhave happened if Jim was still alive.
I would never eat cookies for breakfast!
Oooh! There's Thin Mints in the freezer. I think I shall have them for breakfast.
Lee - Apr 04, 2005 8:34:49 am PDT #2888 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
I just used up all of the packing tape I have in the house. I suspect this means I need to get dressed and go to Target, but I am pretty sure I don't want to.
sarameg - Apr 04, 2005 8:35:48 am PDT #2889 of 10001
NASA under this administration makes NO SENSE TO ME.
NASA proposes cancelling all funding to the Voyager mission.
Topic!Cindy - Apr 04, 2005 8:38:36 am PDT #2890 of 10001
What is even happening?
I would never eat cookies for breakfast!
I just had leftover birthday cake for breakfast.Hey! Ya big cheater. My next line was something or other about anytime being cookie time.
Gudanov - Apr 04, 2005 8:44:44 am PDT #2891 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
Betsy HP - Apr 04, 2005 8:54:49 am PDT #2892 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
I don't respect us Americans anymore.
t would close helpless rage tag, except that tag is permanent
Matt the Bruins fan - Apr 04, 2005 8:58:15 am PDT #2893 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Sure, they'd fall faster than a one-legged drunk on a tightrope if we invaded, but what good would that do? They're all fuckin' socialists! Annex Canada, and America votes Democrat for the next hundred years. Looks like they've got us over the barrell on this one...
Perhaps someone should mention Canadian oil fields to Bush?
Gudanov - Apr 04, 2005 9:02:59 am PDT #2894 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
Hey, an old Dodge Charger painted exactly like the General Lee just drove past my window.
Trudy Booth - Apr 04, 2005 9:07:08 am PDT #2895 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
I can't help but think that none of this stuff wouldhave happened if Jim was still alive.
Yeah, I've heard a whirring sound all day long. Now I know what it is.
Isn't Cookie Monster an aspect of childhood? A developmental stage or something? Where they're little id creatures and they want what they want and they want it now? AGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH