Everything looks good from here... Yes. Yes, this is a fertile land, and we will thrive. We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... 'This Land.' I think we should call it 'your grave!' Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal! Ha ha HA! Mine is an evil laugh! Now die! Oh, no, God! Oh, dear God in heaven!

Wash ,'Serenity'


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DXMachina - Mar 15, 2005 11:42:53 am PST #71 of 10002
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

I like Victory, too. Another soccer movie is Ladybugs.


JohnSweden - Mar 15, 2005 11:43:25 am PST #72 of 10002
I can't even.

Bend it Like Beckham!

Yeah. The Fever Pitch book is brilliant, but I haven't seen the (UK) film. The Red Sox map to Arsenal and the Yankees are who, Man United? Although, probably Liverpool at the time of the book since United were crap then. Who's Chelsea? The Mets?


sumi - Mar 15, 2005 11:44:40 am PST #73 of 10002
Art Crawl!!!

Nutty -- does that mean you missed the parts that involved JRM? Or somehow you screened out all the soccer surrounding him?

I've seen some of Fever Pitch and it worked better for me than the book did. Possibly because it was a less intense version of it.


Kathy A - Mar 15, 2005 11:45:12 am PST #74 of 10002
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Victory had too much Sly for me (I was in my anti-Stallone period at the time).


DXMachina - Mar 15, 2005 11:45:32 am PST #75 of 10002
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

I just managed somehow not to see a single part that involved soccer.

Just as well. The soccer sequences are terrible.

Victory had some very good sequences, because they had a bunch of professional soccer players in the film. (Although I still wonder at how Pele would wind up in in a POW camp.)


Hayden - Mar 15, 2005 11:46:59 am PST #76 of 10002
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."

Shaolin Soccer was loads o' fun.

We saw the ad for the Jimmy Fallon Fever Pitch last night. I didn't even realize that the movie had anything to do with the Hornby book until they showed the title at the end. My preference is to keep Jimmy Fallon away from things I like, and I liked that book, thanks.


Nutty - Mar 15, 2005 11:49:27 am PST #77 of 10002
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

Nutty -- does that mean you missed the parts that involved JRM? Or somehow you screened out all the soccer surrounding him?

Well, I don't especially like JRM, but what I saw of the movie was an illicit trip to Germany (dressing up, dancing) and then some reaming by parents (upon return, or not, I don't remember). Also, some hanging out in bedroom with toothpick-narrow girl, talking about boys.

Somehow I think this movie is not about soccer the way The Natural is about baseball. (Not that we all need that much Malamuddish heavyhandedness in our lives.)


-t - Mar 15, 2005 11:49:40 am PST #78 of 10002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Shaolin Soccer!

Believe it or not, I'm thinking of a different Buddhist-monks-playing-soccer movie. I think. Shaolin Soccer appears to be in theaters now, and I was tempted to rent the other one 3-5 years ago. Aha, it was The Cup


Dana - Mar 15, 2005 11:49:49 am PST #79 of 10002
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."

I'd forgotten about Shaolin Soccer, but I loved it.


sumi - Mar 15, 2005 11:50:09 am PST #80 of 10002
Art Crawl!!!

So, you also missed the fun Indian wedding stuff at the end?