It was originally going to be 11/4, just because 11/5 is a Saturday, but releasing it in March is just LAME.
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Lots of interesting news on that link, including Joe Ranft's death a couple days ago - his car exited the road and entered the Pacific Ocean. Jeez.
And that Angelina Jolie's going to be in Beowulf. Crap. I was really looking forward to Beowulf but, while I kinda like Jolie, I don't think she's ever been in a good movie.
Starch, starch, on the 13th of Smarch!
Demarche, Demarche the Ides of March,
The Underground bombing...the Larch.
I can think of no reason
The release changes season
Unless studio execs lack the starch
(Vendetta X-post)
(and edited again to dink with the scansion)
Angelina Jolie's going to be in Beowulf
As what, Grendel's mother??
Grendel, one would hope.
Um, the "Queen of Darkness," according to the article.
She could be Wealtheow (Hrothgar's wife) or Hygd (Hyglac's wife). Or, even better, if they act out Queen Modthryth's story, she'd be an excellent Queen Mod.
I still claim Girl, Interrupted was good.
I agree with you, Gris.
the "Queen of Darkness"
I think my fourth grade math teacher is not actually a character in Beowulf, although it would be funny to see her eaten by a thyrse.
I think Wealtheow and Hygd are probably not big enough roles for someone who can claim "tabloids smooshed my name!" This may end up being a very, very strange Beowulf.