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Buffista Movies 4: Straight to Video  

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Mr. Broom - Jul 18, 2005 9:20:37 am PDT #5784 of 10002
"When I look at people that I would like to feel have been a mentor or an inspiring kind of archetype of what I'd love to see my career eventually be mentioned as a footnote for in the same paragraph, it would be, like, Bowie." ~Trent Reznor

You heard it here first, folks: in the offing is Dracula Vs. Hitler.


Calli - Jul 18, 2005 9:25:06 am PDT #5785 of 10002
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Dracula Vs. Hitler.

I hope pink leather pants are not involved.


Frankenbuddha - Jul 18, 2005 9:26:19 am PDT #5786 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

I hope pink leather pants are not involved.

No but Dracula will wear a sweater vest.


DavidS - Jul 18, 2005 9:27:37 am PDT #5787 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I hope pink leather pants are not involved.

That is the exact opposite of what I was hoping.


§ ita § - Jul 18, 2005 9:28:01 am PDT #5788 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

How can he be Angel? That's just so wrong.


DXMachina - Jul 18, 2005 9:29:03 am PDT #5789 of 10002
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

Yikes!


DavidS - Jul 18, 2005 9:30:03 am PDT #5790 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

This X movie is going to suck rocks.


§ ita § - Jul 18, 2005 9:32:42 am PDT #5791 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

A guy I know auditioned for that role -- I have no idea how the audition went, but physically? Freaking perfect. I can't imagine how Ben could act well enough to make up for not looking purely beautiful.

The last thing I heard about X3 that didn't make me sad was the casting of Kelsey as Beast. But I think that's way not enough. And way too long ago.


Frankenbuddha - Jul 18, 2005 9:34:10 am PDT #5792 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

The last thing I heard about X3 that didn't make me sad was the casting of Kelsey as Beast. But I think that's way not enough. And way too long ago.

Bears repeating.


tommyrot - Jul 18, 2005 9:35:28 am PDT #5793 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Drac. vs. Hitler:

Not surprisingly, no stars are connected to the project as yet.

eta: Although it'd be worth it if Dracula called Hitler "strange and off-putting."