How can he be Angel? That's just so wrong.
Wesley: All right. I'm going to let you all in on something you may have trouble comprehending. I assure you however-- Gunn: Vampires are real. Wesley: I was telling!
'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'
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§ ita § - Jul 18, 2005 9:28:01 am PDT #5788 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
DXMachina - Jul 18, 2005 9:29:03 am PDT #5789 of 10002
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
Yikes!
DavidS - Jul 18, 2005 9:30:03 am PDT #5790 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
This X movie is going to suck rocks.
§ ita § - Jul 18, 2005 9:32:42 am PDT #5791 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
A guy I know auditioned for that role -- I have no idea how the audition went, but physically? Freaking perfect. I can't imagine how Ben could act well enough to make up for not looking purely beautiful.
The last thing I heard about X3 that didn't make me sad was the casting of Kelsey as Beast. But I think that's way not enough. And way too long ago.
Frankenbuddha - Jul 18, 2005 9:34:10 am PDT #5792 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
The last thing I heard about X3 that didn't make me sad was the casting of Kelsey as Beast. But I think that's way not enough. And way too long ago.
Bears repeating.
tommyrot - Jul 18, 2005 9:35:28 am PDT #5793 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Drac. vs. Hitler:
Not surprisingly, no stars are connected to the project as yet.
eta: Although it'd be worth it if Dracula called Hitler "strange and off-putting."
DXMachina - Jul 18, 2005 9:36:31 am PDT #5794 of 10002
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
The only way it works is if Mel Brooks plays Hitler.
DavidS - Jul 18, 2005 9:36:58 am PDT #5795 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
The only way it works is if Mel Brooks plays Hitler.
Carl Reiner as Dracula!
§ ita § - Jul 18, 2005 9:37:04 am PDT #5796 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Who are you casting as Dracula, DX?
Calli - Jul 18, 2005 9:50:26 am PDT #5797 of 10002
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
Speaking of Dracula, last weekend I saw the late 70's Dracula with Frank Langella as the Count and Laurence Olivier as Van Helsing. [link]
It was pretty cheese-tastic, but fun.