I just saw
Abre Los Ojos.
And...I don't understand why this is supposed to be OMG SO BRILLIANT and
Vanilla Sky
is supposed to be OMG SUCH CRAP. I loved
Vanilla Sky;
we ended up discussing it for hours. But seeing the original, I don't see how it's so radically different. The plot is pretty much identical, and I don't see how this one is any more fucked up and/or ambiguous. It's been a few years since I've seen
Vanilla Sky,
so maybe I'm missing what made that so Hollywood and unsubtle and ew.
People keep saying the ending of
Abre Los Ojos
is so much better, but I actually think
it's less ambiguous. Here, you have an unfamiliar female voice saying "Tranquelo, tranquelo. Abre los ojos." In Vanilla Sky, it's a voice that sounds like Sofia's saying, simply, "Open your eyes." In the former, it's very clear he chose to wake up in the future, but in the latter, it's still ambiguous, which is one of the things that kept our discussion going.
Of course, this could always be one of those Which One You Saw First things.
You people are too choked up with alien souls to really Get It.
I thought that Vanilla Sky being mostly identical was the problem. Why remake something in exactly the same way? But I have a problem seeing Cruise and Diaz as anyone but Cruise and Diaz.
Vanilla Sky really only interested me as proof that Cruz is a better actress in her native tongue.
You people are too choked up with alien souls to really Get It.
I got dead alien spirits running ALL THROUGH ME!
I got dead alien spirits running ALL THROUGH ME!
You should hold onto some cans attatched to a VU meter. Oh, and give me a lot of money. It'll help, I swear.
Who cares about Xenu anyway? He was defeated 3,428 years ago by the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
I know we are all concerned about how the schism over Marinara vs. Alfredo is becoming increasingly violent.
But take heart. I have been visited by a revelation, and I know the truth.
Al Dente.
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Heh.
I do love the responses from the two school board members (not in a funny way, but in a "It's good to know not everyone is insane" way.)
Oh, and give me a lot of money. It'll help, I swear.
Like a lot a lot? Or just a lot?