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Buffista Movies 4: Straight to Video

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alienprayer - Jun 30, 2005 5:54:09 pm PDT #5008 of 10002

Conservative, n. A statesman who is enamored of existing evils, as distinguished from the Liberal, who wishes to replace them with others. -Bierce

I thought that Vanilla Sky being mostly identical was the problem. Why remake something in exactly the same way? But I have a problem seeing Cruise and Diaz as anyone but Cruise and Diaz.

Vanilla Sky really only interested me as proof that Cruz is a better actress in her native tongue.

Sean K - Jun 30, 2005 5:56:19 pm PDT #5009 of 10002

You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

You people are too choked up with alien souls to really Get It.

I got dead alien spirits running ALL THROUGH ME!

Jessica - Jun 30, 2005 5:57:47 pm PDT #5010 of 10002

And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I got dead alien spirits running ALL THROUGH ME!

You should hold onto some cans attatched to a VU meter. Oh, and give me a lot of money. It'll help, I swear.

tommyrot - Jun 30, 2005 5:58:04 pm PDT #5011 of 10002

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Who cares about Xenu anyway? He was defeated 3,428 years ago by the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Lee - Jun 30, 2005 6:01:38 pm PDT #5012 of 10002

The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Cries forevah

alienprayer - Jun 30, 2005 6:05:41 pm PDT #5013 of 10002

Conservative, n. A statesman who is enamored of existing evils, as distinguished from the Liberal, who wishes to replace them with others. -Bierce

I know we are all concerned about how the schism over Marinara vs. Alfredo is becoming increasingly violent.

But take heart. I have been visited by a revelation, and I know the truth.

Al Dente.

Kalshane - Jun 30, 2005 6:08:45 pm PDT #5014 of 10002

GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why? Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.

You may be interested to know that global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters are a direct effect of the shrinking numbers of Pirates since the 1800s. For your interest, I have included a graph of the approximate number of pirates versus the average global temperature over the last 200 years. As you can see, there is a statistically significant inverse relationship between pirates and global temperature.

Heh.

I do love the responses from the two school board members (not in a funny way, but in a "It's good to know not everyone is insane" way.)

Sean K - Jun 30, 2005 6:11:50 pm PDT #5015 of 10002

You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Oh, and give me a lot of money. It'll help, I swear.

Like a lot a lot? Or just a lot?

Thomash - Jun 30, 2005 6:51:42 pm PDT #5016 of 10002

I have a plan.

As long as it doesn't interfere with SERENITY II: RICARDO MONTALBAN'S STILL PISSED -- or, much more importantly, SERENITY III: SO VERY NUDE.

Couldn't SERENTITY III be SERENITY I?

Volans - Jun 30, 2005 7:41:26 pm PDT #5017 of 10002

move out and draw fire

Couldn't SERENTITY III be SERENITY I?

Maybe there'll be an unrated "director's cut" DVD.

Next Tom Cruise question: what's with the all-black, all-the-time, yet-not-goth, outfit? Do Scientologists have Jedis? Once you attain a new level ~~in the pyramid scheme~~ of clean, do you have a black uniform?

I mean, they used to make the noobs wear sailor uniforms while swabbing the decks at the big pyramid building...

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