Who cares about Xenu anyway? He was defeated 3,428 years ago by the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
Now, this would be the perfect time for a swear word.
Kaylee ,'Jaynestown'
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tommyrot - Jun 30, 2005 5:58:04 pm PDT #5011 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Lee - Jun 30, 2005 6:01:38 pm PDT #5012 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Cries forevah
alienprayer - Jun 30, 2005 6:05:41 pm PDT #5013 of 10002
Conservative, n. A statesman who is enamored of existing evils, as distinguished from the Liberal, who wishes to replace them with others. -Bierce
I know we are all concerned about how the schism over Marinara vs. Alfredo is becoming increasingly violent.
But take heart. I have been visited by a revelation, and I know the truth.
Al Dente.
Kalshane - Jun 30, 2005 6:08:45 pm PDT #5014 of 10002
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why?
Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.
You may be interested to know that global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters are a direct effect of the shrinking numbers of Pirates since the 1800s. For your interest, I have included a graph of the approximate number of pirates versus the average global temperature over the last 200 years. As you can see, there is a statistically significant inverse relationship between pirates and global temperature.
Heh.
I do love the responses from the two school board members (not in a funny way, but in a "It's good to know not everyone is insane" way.)
Sean K - Jun 30, 2005 6:11:50 pm PDT #5015 of 10002
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Oh, and give me a lot of money. It'll help, I swear.
Like a lot a lot? Or just a lot?
Thomash - Jun 30, 2005 6:51:42 pm PDT #5016 of 10002
I have a plan.
As long as it doesn't interfere with SERENITY II: RICARDO MONTALBAN'S STILL PISSED -- or, much more importantly, SERENITY III: SO VERY NUDE.
Couldn't SERENTITY III be SERENITY I?
Volans - Jun 30, 2005 7:41:26 pm PDT #5017 of 10002
move out and draw fire
Couldn't SERENTITY III be SERENITY I?
Maybe there'll be an unrated "director's cut" DVD.
Next Tom Cruise question: what's with the all-black, all-the-time, yet-not-goth, outfit? Do Scientologists have Jedis? Once you attain a new level in the pyramid scheme of clean, do you have a black uniform?
I mean, they used to make the noobs wear sailor uniforms while swabbing the decks at the big pyramid building...
Mr. Broom - Jun 30, 2005 7:56:15 pm PDT #5018 of 10002
"When I look at people that I would like to feel have been a mentor or an inspiring kind of archetype of what I'd love to see my career eventually be mentioned as a footnote for in the same paragraph, it would be, like, Bowie." ~Trent Reznor
I thought the analogy was clever, since I took it to mean that Dean's role is to raise money and the party profile. To in some ways act as the public face of the party.To clarify, the anaogy was "crazy person : object of crazy focus," just in case anyone was taking offense.
Speaking of Tom Cruise, someone had this as part of their signature on a message board. Made me go WTF and laugh at the same time.It's better in its original audiofied form. [link]
Volans - Jun 30, 2005 7:57:44 pm PDT #5019 of 10002
move out and draw fire
To clarify, the anaogy was "crazy person : object of crazy focus," just in case anyone was taking offense.
Or, you know, just in case they weren't...
§ ita § - Jun 30, 2005 8:03:25 pm PDT #5020 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Well, if you're going to be offended it's best to be accurate. It's more...rigourous that way.