You may be interested to know that global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters are a direct effect of the shrinking numbers of Pirates since the 1800s. For your interest, I have included a graph of the approximate number of pirates versus the average global temperature over the last 200 years. As you can see, there is a statistically significant inverse relationship between pirates and global temperature.
Heh.
I do love the responses from the two school board members (not in a funny way, but in a "It's good to know not everyone is insane" way.)
Oh, and give me a lot of money. It'll help, I swear.
Like a lot a lot? Or just a lot?
As long as it doesn't interfere with SERENITY II: RICARDO MONTALBAN'S STILL PISSED -- or, much more importantly, SERENITY III: SO VERY NUDE.
Couldn't SERENTITY III be SERENITY I?
Couldn't SERENTITY III be SERENITY I?
Maybe there'll be an unrated "director's cut" DVD.
Next Tom Cruise question: what's with the all-black, all-the-time, yet-not-goth, outfit? Do Scientologists have Jedis? Once you attain a new level in the pyramid scheme of clean, do you have a black uniform?
I mean, they used to make the noobs wear sailor uniforms while swabbing the decks at the big pyramid building...
I thought the analogy was clever, since I took it to mean that Dean's role is to raise money and the party profile. To in some ways act as the public face of the party.
To clarify, the anaogy was "crazy person : object of crazy focus," just in case anyone was taking offense.
Speaking of Tom Cruise, someone had this as part of their signature on a message board. Made me go WTF and laugh at the same time.
It's better in its original audiofied form.
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To clarify, the anaogy was "crazy person : object of crazy focus," just in case anyone was taking offense.
Or, you know, just in case they
weren't...
Well, if you're going to be offended it's best to be accurate. It's more...rigourous that way.
Yeah, I would have stuck with bon bon's interpretation on that one.
Either 1) I committed a standard me-ism and explained something for the purpose of reducing offense, only to screw up and give the wrong impression and cause more irritation, or 2) I just gave the correct impression and that's the problem. Dean fans?
Like a lot a lot? Or just a lot?
Just keep handing me $20's. I'll let you know when to stop.