I like the BK commercial where a Joe Schmo is about to partake of a Whopper in his apartment when he's interrupted by a knock on the door. When he opens it, there's Darth Vadar, saying, "Joe, I AM your father!" His reply is something, "No, you're not, and you can't have my Whopper." DV then comes back with "Joe, I AM your uncle!" at which point Joe shuts the door in DV's face. I giggled at that one.
Fred: It's the pictures in my mind that are getting me. It's like being stuck in a really bad movie with those Clockwork Orange clampy things on my eyeballs. Wesley: Why imagine? Reality's disturbing enough.
'Shells'
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Kathy A - May 23, 2005 9:15:23 am PDT #3162 of 10002
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
Frankenbuddha - May 23, 2005 9:15:32 am PDT #3163 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
She cashed the check...that's the time to lie back and think of Alderaan, imo.
Well, she signed the contract before she cashed the check; probably for all three back with Phantom Menace. Not that it excuses not trying, but she may have had very few options that wouldn't involve self-mutilation if George wasn't inclined to let her out of it.
Betsy HP - May 23, 2005 9:15:58 am PDT #3164 of 10002
If I only had a brain...
I thought Smits was hot. t /shallow
Oh, wait, that tag doesn't close.
Scrappy - May 23, 2005 9:16:46 am PDT #3165 of 10002
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
Hot, yes. Interesting performance, no.
DavidS - May 23, 2005 9:17:01 am PDT #3166 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Also, back during the first movies Lucas was still listening to the actors, so if Ford or Carrie Fisher said "This line rings false. How about if I say...?" He would let them.
Ford fampously improv-ed the riposte "I know" to Leia's declaration of love.
A bit more of that irreverence would've helped in the Anakin/Padme romance.
"You're beautiful because I love you. No wait, actually I love you because you're hot. I got that part backwards."
erikaj - May 23, 2005 9:17:19 am PDT #3167 of 10002
Always Anti-fascist!
So wishing I could've seen a more usual SLJ..."When you wanna lightsaber every motherfucker in the room...you really shouldn't. This force thing is all spiritual and shit."
Kathy A - May 23, 2005 9:17:32 am PDT #3168 of 10002
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
if Ford or Carrie Fisher said "This line rings false. How about if I say...?" He would let them.
Ford did improvise the classic reply to Leia's "I love you." Originally, it was the standard "I love you, too," but Harrison knew that wasn't a Han line, so Lucas and Kirshner let him substitute "I know."
ETA--should have known that would be a x-post!
Frankenbuddha - May 23, 2005 9:27:49 am PDT #3169 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
So wishing I could've seen a more usual SLJ..."When you wanna lightsaber every motherfucker in the room...you really shouldn't. This force thing is all spiritual and shit."
Hand me my light saber.
Which one is it?
The one that says "bad motherfucker".
erikaj - May 23, 2005 9:29:29 am PDT #3170 of 10002
Always Anti-fascist!
Hee, hee, hee!
Jessica - May 23, 2005 9:29:46 am PDT #3171 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Ford fampously improv-ed the riposte "I know" to Leia's declaration of love.
t nitpick It's not improvising if they talked about it beforehand (which, by all accounts, they did). t /nitpick
As painful as the Anakin/Padme romance scenes are, the Most Needed To Be Rewritten Line Of Them All Award has to go to "My wife and I have always talked about adopting a baby girl." because it turns that scene into a REALLY CREEPY MOMENT. Was "My wife and I have always wanted a daughter" taken? What was he thinking?? (The timing doesn't help either. If the line were less jumped on, the "Ooh, ooh! I call dibs on the girl!" vibe would have been far diminished.)