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Buffista Movies 4: Straight to Video  

A place to talk about movies--old and new, good and bad, high art and high cheese. It's the place to place your kittens on the award winners, gossip about upcoming fims and discuss DVD releases and extras. Spoiler policy: White font all plot-related discussion until a movie's been in wide release two weeks, and keep the major HSQ in white font until two weeks after the video/DVD release.


erikaj - May 23, 2005 9:17:19 am PDT #3167 of 10002
Always Anti-fascist!

So wishing I could've seen a more usual SLJ..."When you wanna lightsaber every motherfucker in the room...you really shouldn't. This force thing is all spiritual and shit."


Kathy A - May 23, 2005 9:17:32 am PDT #3168 of 10002
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

if Ford or Carrie Fisher said "This line rings false. How about if I say...?" He would let them.

Ford did improvise the classic reply to Leia's "I love you." Originally, it was the standard "I love you, too," but Harrison knew that wasn't a Han line, so Lucas and Kirshner let him substitute "I know."

ETA--should have known that would be a x-post!


Frankenbuddha - May 23, 2005 9:27:49 am PDT #3169 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

So wishing I could've seen a more usual SLJ..."When you wanna lightsaber every motherfucker in the room...you really shouldn't. This force thing is all spiritual and shit."

Hand me my light saber.

Which one is it?

The one that says "bad motherfucker".


erikaj - May 23, 2005 9:29:29 am PDT #3170 of 10002
Always Anti-fascist!

Hee, hee, hee!


Jessica - May 23, 2005 9:29:46 am PDT #3171 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Ford fampously improv-ed the riposte "I know" to Leia's declaration of love.

t nitpick It's not improvising if they talked about it beforehand (which, by all accounts, they did). t /nitpick

As painful as the Anakin/Padme romance scenes are, the Most Needed To Be Rewritten Line Of Them All Award has to go to "My wife and I have always talked about adopting a baby girl." because it turns that scene into a REALLY CREEPY MOMENT. Was "My wife and I have always wanted a daughter" taken? What was he thinking?? (The timing doesn't help either. If the line were less jumped on, the "Ooh, ooh! I call dibs on the girl!" vibe would have been far diminished.)


DavidS - May 23, 2005 9:29:59 am PDT #3172 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I'd rather see QTs Star Wars than Kevin Smith's.


Betsy HP - May 23, 2005 9:29:59 am PDT #3173 of 10002
If I only had a brain...

Interesting performance, no.

Was there an interesting performance? I liked the Emperor, I guess.


Frankenbuddha - May 23, 2005 9:32:58 am PDT #3174 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Hee, hee, hee!

I can't take credit for that, but I have no idea where I first heard it. It was in the ether as soon as he was cast.

I also loved Aaron McGruder in the Boondock's having Huey be all bent out of shape and coming up with rhymes about how bad the Phantom Menace was.

To paraphrase:

"The Phantom Menace was wack; the movie needed more Sam Jack."


erikaj - May 23, 2005 9:37:03 am PDT #3175 of 10002
Always Anti-fascist!

Ok, well, still amusing, even if not homegrown.


Kalshane - May 23, 2005 9:48:47 am PDT #3176 of 10002
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why? Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.

It occurred to me, while Darth was being suited up, how utterly ridiculous that suit is. What the hell kind of helmet is that? Really?

I believe it was supposed to look samurai-esque, going back to the Jedi as samurai angle from the original trilogy.