You think somebody would go to all the trouble to build this thing if you could just walk out?
'War Stories'
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Toad block!
Michael O'Sullivan was my great friend. But I don't ever remember telling him that. The words that are spoken at a funeral are spoken too late for the man who is dead. What a wonderful thing it would be to visit your own funeral. To sit at the front and hear what was said, maybe say a few things yourself. Michael and I grew old together. But at times, when we laughed, we grew young. If he was here now, if he could hear what I say, I'd congratulate him on being a great man, and thank him for being a friend.
This is a simple game. You throw the ball, you catch the ball, you hit the ball.
In anticipation of the upcoming feature film:
They're techno trousers, ex-NASA, fantastic for walkies!
It's the wrong trousers, Gromit, and they've gone wrong!
That's how it always begins, with the oohing and the ahhing. Then comes the running and the screaming.
Fred: excellent.
I thought all writers drank to excess and beat their wives. You know, one time I secretly wanted to be a writer.
Invention, my dear friends, is 93% perspiration, 6% electricity, 4% evaporation, and 2% butterscotch ripple.
You, you have weak ankles. One of your calves is bigger than the other. Too much makeup. Not enough makeup. What's with the skin? Say it with me SUNLIGHT. Male cheerleaders, enough said. Smile. Don't smile. Ah, good tone and general musculature. Report those compliments to your ass before it gets so big it forms it's own website! And you, I take you to be the captain, which means you'll probably need more work than anybody.
A strange game. The only winning move is not to play. How about a nice game of chess?