It's not easy being banished. Take my buddy Bigfoot. When he was banished he fashioned an enormous diaper out of poison ivy. Wore it on his head like a tiara. Called himself "King Itchy".
Shh! I kinda wanna hear me talking right now!
Glory ,'The Killer In Me'
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Atropa - Mar 24, 2005 12:22:48 pm PST #1156 of 10002
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
Jars - Mar 24, 2005 12:24:44 pm PST #1157 of 10002
You think somebody would go to all the trouble to build this thing if you could just walk out?
reequeen - Mar 24, 2005 12:24:59 pm PST #1158 of 10002
"It's got to be the hair, Cotton. It's beautiful! Feathered and lethal. You just don't see it nowadays." Pepper Brooks - Dodgeball
Toad block!
Kathy A - Mar 24, 2005 12:25:14 pm PST #1159 of 10002
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
Michael O'Sullivan was my great friend. But I don't ever remember telling him that. The words that are spoken at a funeral are spoken too late for the man who is dead. What a wonderful thing it would be to visit your own funeral. To sit at the front and hear what was said, maybe say a few things yourself. Michael and I grew old together. But at times, when we laughed, we grew young. If he was here now, if he could hear what I say, I'd congratulate him on being a great man, and thank him for being a friend.
Steph L. - Mar 24, 2005 12:26:37 pm PST #1160 of 10002
I look more rad than Lutheranism
This is a simple game. You throw the ball, you catch the ball, you hit the ball.
Kathy A - Mar 24, 2005 12:27:06 pm PST #1161 of 10002
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
In anticipation of the upcoming feature film:
They're techno trousers, ex-NASA, fantastic for walkies!
It's the wrong trousers, Gromit, and they've gone wrong!
Connie Neil - Mar 24, 2005 12:27:38 pm PST #1162 of 10002
brillig
That's how it always begins, with the oohing and the ahhing. Then comes the running and the screaming.
Hayden - Mar 24, 2005 12:27:59 pm PST #1163 of 10002
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."
Fred: excellent.
I thought all writers drank to excess and beat their wives. You know, one time I secretly wanted to be a writer.
§ ita § - Mar 24, 2005 12:29:27 pm PST #1164 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Invention, my dear friends, is 93% perspiration, 6% electricity, 4% evaporation, and 2% butterscotch ripple.
reequeen - Mar 24, 2005 12:30:45 pm PST #1165 of 10002
"It's got to be the hair, Cotton. It's beautiful! Feathered and lethal. You just don't see it nowadays." Pepper Brooks - Dodgeball
You, you have weak ankles. One of your calves is bigger than the other. Too much makeup. Not enough makeup. What's with the skin? Say it with me SUNLIGHT. Male cheerleaders, enough said. Smile. Don't smile. Ah, good tone and general musculature. Report those compliments to your ass before it gets so big it forms it's own website! And you, I take you to be the captain, which means you'll probably need more work than anybody.