It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.

Xander ,'Get It Done'


Buffy and Angel 1: BUFFYNANGLE4EVA!!!!!1!

Is it better the second time around? Or the third? Or tenth? This is the place to come when you have a burning desire to talk about an old episode that was just re-run.


Trudy Booth - Nov 22, 2010 8:46:16 pm PST #7627 of 10469
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

And, also, as in most things, I blame the Twilight books.

If Angel spaaaaaaaaarkles Imma stake someone.


Shir - Nov 22, 2010 11:56:46 pm PST #7628 of 10469
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

I will go see it, but I plan to be drunk. There may be yelling at the screen.

Vortex is me. While I wish I could deny or stay away from it, but I just have to know. Like a moth to a flame, a vampire with a soul to a slayer, a beginner fanfic writer to an online board, I will be called.

And I will face my fate enemy. I just want to do in on my own terms: with plenty of alcohol, some bitterness and a vocabulary of pirate that was raised by a truck driver and Denis Leary.

There might be casualties, and possibly a lost weekend.


Steph L. - Nov 23, 2010 3:27:56 am PST #7629 of 10469
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

If Angel spaaaaaaaaarkles Imma stake someone.

I kinda hope he does. Oooh! And has long flowy Anita Blake vampire hair!


le nubian - Nov 23, 2010 3:37:56 am PST #7630 of 10469
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

that is incredibly disturbing.


Frankenbuddha - Nov 23, 2010 3:39:59 am PST #7631 of 10469
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

I love you guys. Seriously, the posts here are almost worth the pain of this happening. Almost.


le nubian - Nov 23, 2010 4:09:38 am PST #7632 of 10469
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

I need some reassurance.

They won't be casting Miley Cyrus as Buffy, right?

They wouldn't do that, right?


sumi - Nov 23, 2010 4:24:23 am PST #7633 of 10469
Art Crawl!!!

I'm sure she's at the top of their list.


Jars - Nov 23, 2010 4:49:00 am PST #7634 of 10469

Could be sad panda Taylor Momsen, so.


beekaytee - Nov 23, 2010 5:03:44 am PST #7635 of 10469
Compassionately intolerant

No matter how morbidly curious I may be, I won't spend money on it. That's tacit support I'm not willing to give.


Ginger - Nov 23, 2010 5:06:16 am PST #7636 of 10469
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

They won't be casting Miley Cyrus as Buffy, right?

I think they're looking at Taylor Swift.