Could be sad panda Taylor Momsen, so.
It's possible that he's in the land of perpetual Wednesday, or the crazy melty land, or you know, the world without shrimp.
Anya ,'Showtime'
Buffy and Angel 1: BUFFYNANGLE4EVA!!!!!1!
Is it better the second time around? Or the third? Or tenth? This is the place to come when you have a burning desire to talk about an old episode that was just re-run.
Jars - Nov 23, 2010 4:49:00 am PST #7634 of 10464
beekaytee - Nov 23, 2010 5:03:44 am PST #7635 of 10464
Compassionately intolerant
No matter how morbidly curious I may be, I won't spend money on it. That's tacit support I'm not willing to give.
Ginger - Nov 23, 2010 5:06:16 am PST #7636 of 10464
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
They won't be casting Miley Cyrus as Buffy, right?
I think they're looking at Taylor Swift.
Trudy Booth - Nov 23, 2010 5:06:41 am PST #7637 of 10464
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
The stakings only work if they're off-key?
Sue - Nov 23, 2010 5:13:34 am PST #7638 of 10464
hip deep in pie
Could be sad panda Taylor Momsen, so.
Gah!
Only Blake Likely would be worser.
Matt the Bruins fan - Nov 23, 2010 5:31:12 am PST #7639 of 10464
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
I at least hope SNL does Miley Cyrus as Buffy in another Miley Cyrus Show sketch where she announces in a loud monotone that she's fierce and all and the vampires are scary and all and this scene they're in is exciting and all.
I kinda hope he does. Oooh! And has long flowy Anita Blake vampire hair!
Plus an unbuttoned pirate shirt like Fabio wears on all those romance novel covers! Because that would help him blend into the urban nightlife...
Frankenbuddha - Nov 23, 2010 5:43:24 am PST #7640 of 10464
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Plus an unbuttoned pirate shirt like Fabio wears on all those romance novel covers! Because that would help him blend into the urban nightlife...
Now I'm flashing on that first scene in the Bronze in WttH where Buffy spots the vamp because "he's CARBON dated."
erikaj - Nov 23, 2010 5:52:26 am PST #7641 of 10464
Always Anti-fascist!
I was only halfway kidding, Tep.
Sometimes, the movie business is about art. Sometimes it's about putting butts in the seats, and sometimes, it's about crap like this. We would probably be astounded at the petty turf war that unleashed this.
ARI: You know what? I don't give a shit what movie she makes...she owes me and she's going to make one...fuck it. Remake Buffy...*fuck* the CW anyway...no, it was NOT an excellent idea, my wife will probably castrate me...*no* I wasn't serious....that isn't funny, Alan, "How can they tell?" Regular Dorothy Parker.(Hangs up) Fucking asshole.
Maybe Alan from Entourage!Warner Brothers came back wrong and wants to see Vincent Chase in a vamp costume. Some people...wouldn't mind that visual.
Zenkitty - Nov 23, 2010 5:59:39 am PST #7642 of 10464
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
If they go the Twilight/Anita Blake route, it will become a hilarious parody. Unintentionally, of course, which will make it even funnier.
Then we can laugh not only at the movie, but at all the groupies who will take it so very seriously. Come on, you know there's a billion teenage girls who weren't quite old enough for Twilight, but will be hitting puberty right about the time this movie comes out, and they'll lurve it. We must think of the children. The pubescent girl-children who will need a disturbing, thinly-veiled sexual metaphor to fixate on.
And the dialog! Can you imagine these poor writers trying to sound like Joss Whedon without copying him directly?
erikaj - Nov 23, 2010 6:23:09 am PST #7643 of 10464
Always Anti-fascist!
Yeah. But I'm the do-that girl.