I need some reassurance.
They won't be casting Miley Cyrus as Buffy, right?
They wouldn't do that, right?
No. And yes. It's always sudden.
Tara ,'Storyteller'
Buffy and Angel 1: BUFFYNANGLE4EVA!!!!!1!
Is it better the second time around? Or the third? Or tenth? This is the place to come when you have a burning desire to talk about an old episode that was just re-run.
le nubian - Nov 23, 2010 4:09:38 am PST #7632 of 10464
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
sumi - Nov 23, 2010 4:24:23 am PST #7633 of 10464
Art Crawl!!!
I'm sure she's at the top of their list.
Jars - Nov 23, 2010 4:49:00 am PST #7634 of 10464
Could be sad panda Taylor Momsen, so.
beekaytee - Nov 23, 2010 5:03:44 am PST #7635 of 10464
Compassionately intolerant
No matter how morbidly curious I may be, I won't spend money on it. That's tacit support I'm not willing to give.
Ginger - Nov 23, 2010 5:06:16 am PST #7636 of 10464
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
They won't be casting Miley Cyrus as Buffy, right?
I think they're looking at Taylor Swift.
Trudy Booth - Nov 23, 2010 5:06:41 am PST #7637 of 10464
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
The stakings only work if they're off-key?
Sue - Nov 23, 2010 5:13:34 am PST #7638 of 10464
hip deep in pie
Could be sad panda Taylor Momsen, so.
Gah!
Only Blake Likely would be worser.
Matt the Bruins fan - Nov 23, 2010 5:31:12 am PST #7639 of 10464
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
I at least hope SNL does Miley Cyrus as Buffy in another Miley Cyrus Show sketch where she announces in a loud monotone that she's fierce and all and the vampires are scary and all and this scene they're in is exciting and all.
I kinda hope he does. Oooh! And has long flowy Anita Blake vampire hair!
Plus an unbuttoned pirate shirt like Fabio wears on all those romance novel covers! Because that would help him blend into the urban nightlife...
Frankenbuddha - Nov 23, 2010 5:43:24 am PST #7640 of 10464
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Plus an unbuttoned pirate shirt like Fabio wears on all those romance novel covers! Because that would help him blend into the urban nightlife...
Now I'm flashing on that first scene in the Bronze in WttH where Buffy spots the vamp because "he's CARBON dated."
erikaj - Nov 23, 2010 5:52:26 am PST #7641 of 10464
Always Anti-fascist!
I was only halfway kidding, Tep.
Sometimes, the movie business is about art. Sometimes it's about putting butts in the seats, and sometimes, it's about crap like this. We would probably be astounded at the petty turf war that unleashed this.
ARI: You know what? I don't give a shit what movie she makes...she owes me and she's going to make one...fuck it. Remake Buffy...*fuck* the CW anyway...no, it was NOT an excellent idea, my wife will probably castrate me...*no* I wasn't serious....that isn't funny, Alan, "How can they tell?" Regular Dorothy Parker.(Hangs up) Fucking asshole.
Maybe Alan from Entourage!Warner Brothers came back wrong and wants to see Vincent Chase in a vamp costume. Some people...wouldn't mind that visual.