That figure looks more like Billy Idol than Spike. If, you know, Billy was a vampire.
Tell me more good stuff about me.
Kaylee ,'The Message'
Buffy and Angel 1: BUFFYNANGLE4EVA!!!!!1!
Is it better the second time around? Or the third? Or tenth? This is the place to come when you have a burning desire to talk about an old episode that was just re-run.
Connie Neil - Apr 21, 2005 10:44:27 am PDT #388 of 10457
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Beverly - Apr 21, 2005 11:27:02 am PDT #389 of 10457
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.
Unless each of his fingers is jointed twice, I don't see how they can get 30 points of articulation into that 12-inch figure.
§ ita § - Apr 21, 2005 11:28:51 am PDT #390 of 10457
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Are you counting the penis?
Beverly - Apr 21, 2005 11:32:34 am PDT #391 of 10457
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.
Are you counting the penis?
Well, that would be only one, right?
2-wrists 2-elbows 2-shoulders 1-waist 1-neck 2-hips 2-knees 2-ankles totals 16 + 1-penis = 17
Still need another 13 articulation points.
Connie Neil - Apr 21, 2005 11:34:14 am PDT #392 of 10457
brillig
Still need another 13 articulation points.
Well, depending how much wiggle's in the willy, you could fit it in.
§ ita § - Apr 21, 2005 11:34:46 am PDT #393 of 10457
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Matt the Bruins fan - Apr 21, 2005 12:00:38 pm PDT #394 of 10457
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
If that's the case, Drusilla and Angel are both even bigger freaks than I'd previously given them credit for.
tommyrot - Apr 21, 2005 12:06:04 pm PDT #395 of 10457
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Well, there is no cannon as to what a vampire's penis looks like, is there? For all we know, their foreheads might not be the only body part that gets bumpy....
Trudy Booth - Apr 21, 2005 12:07:58 pm PDT #396 of 10457
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Well, there is no cannon as to what a vampire's penis looks like, is there? For all we know, their foreheads might not be the only body part that gets bumpy....
Hee. Over in natter they're discussing sex with a "Klingon" and I was just thinking, "well, if the ridges on their backs and arms and legs go everywhere..."
§ ita § - Apr 21, 2005 12:11:41 pm PDT #397 of 10457
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I hadn't realised that Klingon arms and legs were ridged.