I hadn't realised that Klingon arms and legs were ridged.
I walk. I talk. I shop, I sneeze. I'm gonna be a fireman when the floods roll back. There's trees in the desert since you moved out. And I don't sleep on a bed of bones.
Buffy ,'Chosen'
Buffy and Angel 1: BUFFYNANGLE4EVA!!!!!1!
Is it better the second time around? Or the third? Or tenth? This is the place to come when you have a burning desire to talk about an old episode that was just re-run.
§ ita § - Apr 21, 2005 12:11:41 pm PDT #397 of 10457
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
beekaytee - Apr 21, 2005 12:11:58 pm PDT #398 of 10457
Compassionately intolerant
no cannon as to what a vampire's penis looks like
I suppose I should be ashamed to admit that I've given this some serious thought...but I'm not.
Okay. No heart beat = no pulse = no blood flow = no, er, expansion. How does all the hot, steamy vamp sex I imagine actually...technically...happen?
§ ita § - Apr 21, 2005 12:12:45 pm PDT #399 of 10457
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
How does all the hot, steamy vamp sex I imagine actually...technically...happen?
It may be a similar mechanism to how they walk and talk and bleed.
beekaytee - Apr 21, 2005 12:14:16 pm PDT #400 of 10457
Compassionately intolerant
The walking and talking? No suspension of disbelief. The bleeding? Problemmatic.
Matt the Bruins fan - Apr 21, 2005 12:14:17 pm PDT #401 of 10457
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Handwavey magic, apparently. Though back in Buffy Season 2 there was speculation that they might be able to gorge on blood until their overall BP was raised enough to be able to function.
tommyrot - Apr 21, 2005 12:15:03 pm PDT #402 of 10457
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
How does all the hot, steamy vamp sex I imagine actually...technically...happen?
Maybe near the penis there is a tiny demon opperating a hand-pump....
beekaytee - Apr 21, 2005 12:15:04 pm PDT #403 of 10457
Compassionately intolerant
aHa.
Now that makes sense...kinda.
eta:
Maybe near the penis there is a tiny demon opperating a hand-pump....
This? killed me.
Jessica - Apr 21, 2005 12:15:10 pm PDT #404 of 10457
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Didn't we used to have a FAQ entry about this? I believe the answer was "willpower."
§ ita § - Apr 21, 2005 12:16:43 pm PDT #405 of 10457
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Once a dead thing can walk and talk and eat and grow fangs and brow ridges on demand, I don't worry about how it can get an erection. Obviously shit I don't understand is happening there.
Nutty - Apr 21, 2005 12:16:44 pm PDT #406 of 10457
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
Are we veering dangerously back into the forbidden territory of "Do vampires poop?" talk? -- because if we are, I feel the need to filibuster the thread with salad shooter discussion instead.