Yes. Lucky for you, people may be in danger.

Buffy ,'Him'


Buffy and Angel 1: BUFFYNANGLE4EVA!!!!!1!

Is it better the second time around? Or the third? Or tenth? This is the place to come when you have a burning desire to talk about an old episode that was just re-run.


Beverly - Apr 21, 2005 11:32:34 am PDT #391 of 10457
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Are you counting the penis?

Well, that would be only one, right?

2-wrists 2-elbows 2-shoulders 1-waist 1-neck 2-hips 2-knees 2-ankles totals 16 + 1-penis = 17

Still need another 13 articulation points.


Connie Neil - Apr 21, 2005 11:34:14 am PDT #392 of 10457
brillig

Still need another 13 articulation points.

Well, depending how much wiggle's in the willy, you could fit it in.


§ ita § - Apr 21, 2005 11:34:46 am PDT #393 of 10457
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Well, that would be only one, right?

Pfft. You can articulate it many times.


Matt the Bruins fan - Apr 21, 2005 12:00:38 pm PDT #394 of 10457
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

If that's the case, Drusilla and Angel are both even bigger freaks than I'd previously given them credit for.


tommyrot - Apr 21, 2005 12:06:04 pm PDT #395 of 10457
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Well, there is no cannon as to what a vampire's penis looks like, is there? For all we know, their foreheads might not be the only body part that gets bumpy....


Trudy Booth - Apr 21, 2005 12:07:58 pm PDT #396 of 10457
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Well, there is no cannon as to what a vampire's penis looks like, is there? For all we know, their foreheads might not be the only body part that gets bumpy....

Hee. Over in natter they're discussing sex with a "Klingon" and I was just thinking, "well, if the ridges on their backs and arms and legs go everywhere..."


§ ita § - Apr 21, 2005 12:11:41 pm PDT #397 of 10457
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I hadn't realised that Klingon arms and legs were ridged.


beekaytee - Apr 21, 2005 12:11:58 pm PDT #398 of 10457
Compassionately intolerant

no cannon as to what a vampire's penis looks like

I suppose I should be ashamed to admit that I've given this some serious thought...but I'm not.

Okay. No heart beat = no pulse = no blood flow = no, er, expansion. How does all the hot, steamy vamp sex I imagine actually...technically...happen?


§ ita § - Apr 21, 2005 12:12:45 pm PDT #399 of 10457
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

How does all the hot, steamy vamp sex I imagine actually...technically...happen?

It may be a similar mechanism to how they walk and talk and bleed.


beekaytee - Apr 21, 2005 12:14:16 pm PDT #400 of 10457
Compassionately intolerant

The walking and talking? No suspension of disbelief. The bleeding? Problemmatic.