Well, there is no cannon as to what a vampire's penis looks like, is there? For all we know, their foreheads might not be the only body part that gets bumpy....
Gunn: The final score can't be rigged. I don't care how many players you grease, that last shot always comes up a question mark. But here's the thing. You never know when you're taking it. It could be when you're duking it out with the Legion of Doom, or just crossing the street deciding where to have brunch. So you just treat it like it was up to you—the world in balance—'cause you never know when it is.
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tommyrot - Apr 21, 2005 12:06:04 pm PDT #395 of 10457
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Trudy Booth - Apr 21, 2005 12:07:58 pm PDT #396 of 10457
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Well, there is no cannon as to what a vampire's penis looks like, is there? For all we know, their foreheads might not be the only body part that gets bumpy....
Hee. Over in natter they're discussing sex with a "Klingon" and I was just thinking, "well, if the ridges on their backs and arms and legs go everywhere..."
§ ita § - Apr 21, 2005 12:11:41 pm PDT #397 of 10457
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I hadn't realised that Klingon arms and legs were ridged.
beekaytee - Apr 21, 2005 12:11:58 pm PDT #398 of 10457
Compassionately intolerant
no cannon as to what a vampire's penis looks like
I suppose I should be ashamed to admit that I've given this some serious thought...but I'm not.
Okay. No heart beat = no pulse = no blood flow = no, er, expansion. How does all the hot, steamy vamp sex I imagine actually...technically...happen?
§ ita § - Apr 21, 2005 12:12:45 pm PDT #399 of 10457
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
How does all the hot, steamy vamp sex I imagine actually...technically...happen?
It may be a similar mechanism to how they walk and talk and bleed.
beekaytee - Apr 21, 2005 12:14:16 pm PDT #400 of 10457
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The walking and talking? No suspension of disbelief. The bleeding? Problemmatic.
Matt the Bruins fan - Apr 21, 2005 12:14:17 pm PDT #401 of 10457
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Handwavey magic, apparently. Though back in Buffy Season 2 there was speculation that they might be able to gorge on blood until their overall BP was raised enough to be able to function.
tommyrot - Apr 21, 2005 12:15:03 pm PDT #402 of 10457
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
How does all the hot, steamy vamp sex I imagine actually...technically...happen?
Maybe near the penis there is a tiny demon opperating a hand-pump....
beekaytee - Apr 21, 2005 12:15:04 pm PDT #403 of 10457
Compassionately intolerant
aHa.
Now that makes sense...kinda.
eta:
Maybe near the penis there is a tiny demon opperating a hand-pump....
This? killed me.
Jessica - Apr 21, 2005 12:15:10 pm PDT #404 of 10457
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Didn't we used to have a FAQ entry about this? I believe the answer was "willpower."