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A topic for the discussion of Farscape, Smallville, and Due South. Beware possible invasions of Stargate, Highlander, or pretty much any other "genre" show that captures our fancy. Expect Adult Content and discussion of the Big Gay Sex.

Whitefont all unaired in the U.S. ep discussion, identifying it as such, and including the show and ep title in blackfont.

Blackfont is allowed after the show has aired on the east coast.

This is NOT a general TV discussion thread.


tommyrot - Jan 30, 2006 12:10:37 pm PST #6928 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

and some guy walks past him bleeding to death and yells "You deserved it!" on his way out.

Huh. Guy really must have been annoying....

I have to admit, I was tempted to give the finger to the driver of the SUV that spun out on the ice directly in front of me, as he was driving like a total asshole and idiot right before he lost control....


DXMachina - Jan 30, 2006 12:26:22 pm PST #6929 of 10001
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

Guy really must have been annoying....

Hey, sometimes you just really, REALLY, aren't interested in trying just one sip of a harvey wallbanger.


Betsy HP - Jan 30, 2006 12:35:39 pm PST #6930 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

I just looked up Krav black belts, and bumped into a page:

[link]

Krav Maga is designed to apply to all thinkable and unthinkable attacks.

I like the idea of an unthinkable attack. It's like a Potterverse Unforgivable Curse.

"I just jumped ita with a mildewed noodle!" "That's unthinkable!"


tommyrot - Jan 30, 2006 12:41:22 pm PST #6931 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Krav Maga is designed to apply to all thinkable and unthinkable attacks.

Sorta' Rumsfeldian?

As we know, there are known thinkable attacks. There are attacks we think we know. We also know there are known unthinkable attacks. That is to say we think there are some attacks we do not know. But there are also unknown unthinkable attacks, the ones we don't think we don't know.

OK, that makes less sense than the original Rumsfeld quote....


§ ita § - Jan 30, 2006 12:49:37 pm PST #6932 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

It sounds cheesy, but it's true--(I haven't read the link yet...) it's supposed to be about principles. We show you many ways to apply them, but you should be able to improvise and seriously improve your chances of survival. You can see it in the instructors' eyes when you ask them about an attack they've never learnt a defense for.


Nutty - Jan 30, 2006 12:56:51 pm PST #6933 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

So, if I do run afoul of a krav practitioner, and I have an equal choice between a big knife and a live raccoon as my weapon, I should choose the live raccoon?

Good to know.


ChiKat - Jan 30, 2006 12:58:14 pm PST #6934 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

I'm now picturing Nutty with a holster slung low on her hips. On one side, a nasty looking knife. On the other, a pissed off raccoon.


tommyrot - Jan 30, 2006 1:01:49 pm PST #6935 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

So, if I do run afoul of a krav practitioner, and I have an equal choice between a big knife and a live raccoon as my weapon, I should choose the live raccoon?

A good krav practitioner should be able to improvise and handle the raccoon equally well as the knife. A bad krav practitioner might scream, "Ahhh! Raccoon!" and run away.


Betsy HP - Jan 30, 2006 1:03:35 pm PST #6936 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

Surely even a great krav practitioner is going to need to take a few seconds off to giggle?

HANDLING ATTACKS USING HUMOR, IRONY, OR SARCASM -- 2 hours


tommyrot - Jan 30, 2006 1:05:01 pm PST #6937 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

HANDLING ATTACKS USING HUMOR, IRONY, OR SARCASM -- 2 hours

ROTFLMAO - The Not-So-Silent Killer -- 3 hours.