If you laugh your ass off, does it lie there wiggling on the ground like a lizard's tail, distracting your attacker?
Just call me the computer whisperer.
Willow ,'Lessons'
Boxed Set, Vol. II: "It's a Cookbook...A Cookbook!!"
A topic for the discussion of Farscape, Smallville, and Due South. Beware possible invasions of Stargate, Highlander, or pretty much any other "genre" show that captures our fancy. Expect Adult Content and discussion of the Big Gay Sex.
Whitefont all unaired in the U.S. ep discussion, identifying it as such, and including the show and ep title in blackfont.
Blackfont is allowed after the show has aired on the east coast.
This is NOT a general TV discussion thread.
Theodosia - Jan 30, 2006 2:18:46 pm PST #6938 of 10001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
DCJensen - Jan 30, 2006 2:18:49 pm PST #6939 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.
This all reminds me of the Monty Python sketch Self Defence against Fresh Fruit.
§ ita § - Jan 30, 2006 2:21:35 pm PST #6940 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Surely even a great krav practitioner is going to need to take a few seconds off to giggle?
When you're dead. For something like a raccoon, they have to kill you.
Matt the Bruins fan - Jan 30, 2006 2:30:04 pm PST #6941 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
So, if I do run afoul of a krav practitioner, and I have an equal choice between a big knife and a live raccoon as my weapon, I should choose the live raccoon?
Considering that raccoons are vicious, bitey, and often carry rabies, they can make surprisingly effective weapons.
Jessica - Jan 30, 2006 2:31:35 pm PST #6942 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
they can make surprisingly effective weapons.
Tricky to aim, though.
§ ita § - Jan 30, 2006 2:35:40 pm PST #6943 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
But tommy's right--what I meant to say was that the point of krav is that it doesn't matter which you choose. Or that there's no point sacrificing actual effectiveness for the surprise factor. That's what the improv is for.
DXMachina - Jan 30, 2006 2:49:39 pm PST #6944 of 10001
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
That's what the improv is for.
Ryan Stiles must be one helluva kravver.
§ ita § - Jan 30, 2006 2:56:22 pm PST #6945 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Ryan Stiles must be one helluva kravver.
Well, he's not even one hell of an improv comic.
Michele T. - Jan 30, 2006 3:46:05 pm PST #6946 of 10001
with a gleam in my eye, and an almost airtight alibi
Boa v Python will be airing on SciFi again on I think 2/8? My TiVo is set to go.
(Hey, I sat through Joe Flanigan's Birds of Prey episode. I'm not proud.)
DebetEsse - Jan 30, 2006 4:03:15 pm PST #6947 of 10001
Woe to the fucking wicked.
This will be my 3rd time through (in 3 different time zones!). I think I need a drinking game.