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I just looked up Krav black belts, and bumped into a page:
Krav Maga is designed to apply to all thinkable and unthinkable attacks.
I like the idea of an unthinkable attack. It's like a Potterverse Unforgivable Curse.
"I just jumped ita with a mildewed noodle!" "That's unthinkable!"
Krav Maga is designed to apply to all thinkable and unthinkable attacks.
Sorta' Rumsfeldian?
As we know, there are known thinkable attacks. There are attacks we think we know. We also know there are known unthinkable attacks. That is to say we think there are some attacks we do not know. But there are also unknown unthinkable attacks, the ones we don't think we don't know.
OK, that makes less sense than the original Rumsfeld quote....
It sounds cheesy, but it's true--(I haven't read the link yet...) it's supposed to be about principles. We show you many ways to apply them, but you should be able to improvise and seriously improve your chances of survival. You can see it in the instructors' eyes when you ask them about an attack they've never learnt a defense for.
So, if I do run afoul of a krav practitioner, and I have an equal choice between a big knife and a live raccoon as my weapon, I should choose the live raccoon?
Good to know.
I'm now picturing Nutty with a holster slung low on her hips. On one side, a nasty looking knife. On the other, a pissed off raccoon.
So, if I do run afoul of a krav practitioner, and I have an equal choice between a big knife and a live raccoon as my weapon, I should choose the live raccoon?
A good krav practitioner should be able to improvise and handle the raccoon equally well as the knife. A bad krav practitioner might scream, "Ahhh! Raccoon!" and run away.
Surely even a great krav practitioner is going to need to take a few seconds off to giggle?
HANDLING ATTACKS USING HUMOR, IRONY, OR SARCASM -- 2 hours
HANDLING ATTACKS USING HUMOR, IRONY, OR SARCASM -- 2 hours
ROTFLMAO - The Not-So-Silent Killer -- 3 hours.
If you laugh your ass off, does it lie there wiggling on the ground like a lizard's tail, distracting your attacker?
This all reminds me of the Monty Python sketch Self Defence against Fresh Fruit.