Isn't it nice...luring Lex Luthor to a life of vice....
I will keep you on a long black leash...
River: 1001. 1002. Simon: River... River: Shh. I'm counting between the lightning and the thunder to see if the storm is coming or going. .1005
'The Message'
Boxed Set, Vol. II: "It's a Cookbook...A Cookbook!!"
A topic for the discussion of Farscape, Smallville, and Due South. Beware possible invasions of Stargate, Highlander, or pretty much any other "genre" show that captures our fancy. Expect Adult Content and discussion of the Big Gay Sex.
Whitefont all unaired in the U.S. ep discussion, identifying it as such, and including the show and ep title in blackfont.
Blackfont is allowed after the show has aired on the east coast.
This is NOT a general TV discussion thread.
DavidS - Jun 02, 2005 9:24:33 am PDT #1332 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Vortex - Jun 02, 2005 9:27:27 am PDT #1333 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
So, the other penis is just for urination?
oh, sorry, let me give you the beginning of the quote --
"Your prostate gland." Lex theorized in velvet tones as he continued stroking. "You have a primary penis for expelling liquid waste. Your scrotum, for want of a better word, produces a natural -and tasty- lubricant."
Vortex - Jun 02, 2005 9:27:57 am PDT #1334 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
brenda m - Jun 02, 2005 9:28:17 am PDT #1335 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
t still confused
tommyrot - Jun 02, 2005 9:29:00 am PDT #1336 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
::head explodes. headless corpse prepares to haunt Vortex::
Vortex - Jun 02, 2005 9:35:59 am PDT #1337 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
why don't you just admit that you want to read the story? :) Here's the relevant part
His hand slowly worked back down to Clark's groin. The small penis remained flaccid and uninterested.
Clark's scrotum, he noticed, continued to swell so he massaged the balls gently. His young and terrified lover, gasped, wincing.
"What?" Lex glanced down and saw that his fingers were covered in, well, goo.
"It hurts a little. It never hurt before."
"Just relax." Lex raised his fingers and sniffed them. It smelled like Clark. The very musky Clark that always made Lex salivate. He looked back down at Clark's groin. The scrotum had swelled rather large, almost the size of an orange or a small grapefruit.
Good lord.
There seemed to be a slit at the base of the scrotum, directly behind the penis. Lex touched it gently, and more of the gel oozed out. It wasn't bleeding, but Clark did move restlessly.
Then something interesting happened. If Lex was not a calm person, he probably would have jumped off the bed.
Something inside the scrotum moved.
Clark moaned, spreading his legs, his skin on fire. He gripped the mattress with one hand and the pillow behind his head with the other.
Ever so carefully, Lex touched the scrotum again. The slit grew, Clark cried out. More of the gel eased out, and just on a hunch, Lex massaged it into the slit. Clark whimpered, but did not cry again. The head of something pressed against the seam. The seam widened more, and Clark's silky dark head moved restlessly on the pillow. Lex kept spreading the gel, the slit continued to grow and out emerged the tip of...
Another penis?
Holy shit
A primary penis, like for waste. A secondary penis... for sex?
Vonnie K - Jun 02, 2005 9:39:09 am PDT #1338 of 10001
Kiss me, my girl, before I'm sick.
So, is Lex, like, addressing Clark's prostate gland? Is it a term of endearment? Is it sentient? t confused
Your scrotum, for want of a better word
I am curious now to see how else that particular organ has been addressed in the annals of slash.
The anatomy is still fuzzy to me. I fear I shall need a diagram.
ETA: Holy crap, Vortex. That's not just a SV fic. It's a fucking David Cronenberg movie!
arby - Jun 02, 2005 9:41:57 am PDT #1339 of 10001
Guy #1: Man, there are so many hipsters around. I hate hipsters! Guy #2: You're at the wrong place. That's like going to Vegas only to say "I hate titties!" --The Warsaw, Williamsburg (OINY)
OH. MY. GOD. I am having flashbacks of La Blue Girl (Japanese tentacle porn) - ha ha ha that is the funniest thing I have read today.
ETA talk about the world's least work-safe thread right now!
Vortex - Jun 02, 2005 9:43:32 am PDT #1340 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
Okay, because I know that you all want it -- [link]
Vortex - Jun 02, 2005 9:44:11 am PDT #1341 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
ETA talk about the world's least work-safe thread right now!
the header says "Big Gay Sex". How less work safe can we be :)