Book: Where's the doctor? Not back yet? Zoe: (beat) We don't make him hurry for the little stuff. He'll be along. Book: He could hurry... a little.

'Safe'


Boxed Set, Vol. II: "It's a Cookbook...A Cookbook!!"  

A topic for the discussion of Farscape, Smallville, and Due South. Beware possible invasions of Stargate, Highlander, or pretty much any other "genre" show that captures our fancy. Expect Adult Content and discussion of the Big Gay Sex.

Whitefont all unaired in the U.S. ep discussion, identifying it as such, and including the show and ep title in blackfont.

Blackfont is allowed after the show has aired on the east coast.

This is NOT a general TV discussion thread.


Vonnie K - Jun 02, 2005 9:39:09 am PDT #1338 of 10001
Kiss me, my girl, before I'm sick.

So, is Lex, like, addressing Clark's prostate gland? Is it a term of endearment? Is it sentient? t confused

Your scrotum, for want of a better word

I am curious now to see how else that particular organ has been addressed in the annals of slash.

The anatomy is still fuzzy to me. I fear I shall need a diagram.

ETA: Holy crap, Vortex. That's not just a SV fic. It's a fucking David Cronenberg movie!


arby - Jun 02, 2005 9:41:57 am PDT #1339 of 10001
Guy #1: Man, there are so many hipsters around. I hate hipsters! Guy #2: You're at the wrong place. That's like going to Vegas only to say "I hate titties!" --The Warsaw, Williamsburg (OINY)

OH. MY. GOD. I am having flashbacks of La Blue Girl (Japanese tentacle porn) - ha ha ha that is the funniest thing I have read today.

ETA talk about the world's least work-safe thread right now!


Vortex - Jun 02, 2005 9:43:32 am PDT #1340 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Okay, because I know that you all want it -- [link]


Vortex - Jun 02, 2005 9:44:11 am PDT #1341 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

ETA talk about the world's least work-safe thread right now!

the header says "Big Gay Sex". How less work safe can we be :)


arby - Jun 02, 2005 9:48:36 am PDT #1342 of 10001
Guy #1: Man, there are so many hipsters around. I hate hipsters! Guy #2: You're at the wrong place. That's like going to Vegas only to say "I hate titties!" --The Warsaw, Williamsburg (OINY)

Heh. True dat. But I usually keep my font sizes so small that the header is illegible to anyone more than a foot away from my monitor. This is in the thread proper! And links that I cannot seem to resist clicking!


Laura - Jun 02, 2005 9:52:19 am PDT #1343 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

I think your quotes require a special font color Vortex.

Another penis?

I'm not sure if a starting color, or a nauseous color works better.


tommyrot - Jun 02, 2005 9:54:32 am PDT #1344 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I'm not sure if a starting color, or a nauseous color works better.

If only we could use the <blink> tag....


Vortex - Jun 02, 2005 9:58:46 am PDT #1345 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

this entire discussion makes me laugh, because we had a similar one back in the old PPO thread. I may have posted the same quotes. I love sowing the seeds of horror!


Wolfram - Jun 02, 2005 10:22:56 am PDT #1346 of 10001
Visilurking

Averting my eyes from the previous discussion, I took my girls to see Madagascar on Sunday and there's a throwaway joke on this thread title.


arby - Jun 02, 2005 1:24:32 pm PDT #1347 of 10001
Guy #1: Man, there are so many hipsters around. I hate hipsters! Guy #2: You're at the wrong place. That's like going to Vegas only to say "I hate titties!" --The Warsaw, Williamsburg (OINY)

Apropos of the Star Wars discussion in the Firefly thread (and because I don't want to talk about people in threads they don't frequent), I would just like to state for the record: Fay dear, I love you and your fic is da bomb, but I am kind of mad that you spoiled me for RoTS with your tag. I spent the whole damn movie waiting for the fiery lava pit scene because of it.