mommy, I'm scared
Boxed Set, Vol. II: "It's a Cookbook...A Cookbook!!"
A topic for the discussion of Farscape, Smallville, and Due South. Beware possible invasions of Stargate, Highlander, or pretty much any other "genre" show that captures our fancy. Expect Adult Content and discussion of the Big Gay Sex.
Whitefont all unaired in the U.S. ep discussion, identifying it as such, and including the show and ep title in blackfont.
Blackfont is allowed after the show has aired on the east coast.
This is NOT a general TV discussion thread.
you know you want it. I might just have to go looking for it.
eta: and now, playing the part of Dana, I offer
Lex continued, "Then you have a secondary penis for sexual activity that is both lengthy and limber." He noticed that the front penis had retracted somewhat as the secondary penis had extended. Fascinating. "Not that I'm a size queen, but I love your sex penis."
Imagine me nearly bowling over my office chair in an attempt to flee from the secondary sex penis.
Imagine me nearly bowling over my office chair in an attempt to flee from the secondary sex penis.
...and I now I'm having a Videodrome moment with shrift as James Woods...
"sex penis"!!!! that's just...it's...... there are no words...
there are no words...
Yes there are. "Sex" and "penis."
Yes there are. "Sex" and "penis."
I had three words: "oh" and "hell" and "no".
"sex penis"!!!! that's just...it's...... there are no words...
"Sex Penis" sounds like the name of an '80s New Wave song.
Or maybe I'm just thinking about "Sex Dwarf."
I love your sex penis
So, the other penis is just for urination? The poor thing. All the mess and no action.
This term "prehensile penis" is also giving me bad The Sparrow flashbacks with attendant psychological trauma.
Or maybe I'm just thinking about "Sex Dwarf."
Isn't it nice...luring Lex Luthor to a life of vice....