A topic for the discussion of Farscape, Smallville, and Due South. Beware possible invasions of Stargate, Highlander, or pretty much any other "genre" show that captures our fancy. Expect Adult Content and discussion of the Big Gay Sex.
Whitefont all unaired in the U.S. ep discussion, identifying it as such, and including the show and ep title in blackfont.
Blackfont is allowed after the show has aired on the east coast.
This is NOT a general TV discussion thread.
why don't you just admit that you want to read the story? :) Here's the relevant part
His hand slowly worked back down to Clark's groin. The small penis remained flaccid and uninterested.
Clark's scrotum, he noticed, continued to swell so he massaged the balls gently. His young and terrified lover, gasped, wincing.
"What?" Lex glanced down and saw that his fingers were covered in, well, goo.
"It hurts a little. It never hurt before."
"Just relax." Lex raised his fingers and sniffed them. It smelled like Clark. The very musky Clark that always made Lex salivate. He looked back down at Clark's groin. The scrotum had swelled rather large, almost the size of an orange or a small grapefruit.
Good lord.
There seemed to be a slit at the base of the scrotum, directly behind the penis. Lex touched it gently, and more of the gel oozed out. It wasn't bleeding, but Clark did move restlessly.
Then something interesting happened. If Lex was not a calm person, he probably would have jumped off the bed.
Something inside the scrotum moved.
Clark moaned, spreading his legs, his skin on fire. He gripped the mattress with one hand and the pillow behind his head with the other.
Ever so carefully, Lex touched the scrotum again. The slit grew, Clark cried out. More of the gel eased out, and just on a hunch, Lex massaged it into the slit. Clark whimpered, but did not cry again. The head of something pressed against the seam. The seam widened more, and Clark's silky dark head moved restlessly on the pillow. Lex kept spreading the gel, the slit continued to grow and out emerged the tip of...
Another penis?
Holy shit
A primary penis, like for waste. A secondary penis... for sex?
So, is Lex, like, addressing Clark's prostate gland? Is it a term of endearment? Is it sentient?
t confused
Your scrotum, for want of a better word
I am curious now to see how else that particular organ has been addressed in the annals of slash.
The anatomy is still fuzzy to me. I fear I shall need a diagram.
ETA: Holy crap, Vortex. That's not just a SV fic. It's a fucking David Cronenberg movie!
OH. MY. GOD. I am having flashbacks of La Blue Girl (Japanese tentacle porn) - ha ha ha that is the funniest thing I have read today.
ETA talk about the world's least work-safe thread right now!
Okay, because I know that you all want it -- [link]
ETA talk about the world's least work-safe thread right now!
the header says "Big Gay Sex". How less work safe can we be :)
Heh. True dat. But I usually keep my font sizes so small that the header is illegible to anyone more than a foot away from my monitor. This is in the thread proper! And links that I cannot seem to resist clicking!
I think your quotes require a special font color Vortex.
Another penis?
I'm not sure if a starting color, or a nauseous color works better.
I'm not sure if a starting color, or a nauseous color works better.
If only we could use the <blink> tag....
this entire discussion makes me laugh, because we had a similar one back in the old PPO thread. I may have posted the same quotes. I love sowing the seeds of horror!
Averting my eyes from the previous discussion, I took my girls to see
Madagascar
on Sunday and there's a throwaway joke on this thread title.
