Yes there are. "Sex" and "penis."
I had three words: "oh" and "hell" and "no".
Handsome brooding vampire guy has to swoop in all sensitive mouth and overhanging forehead. How 'bout leaving some scraps for the homely-looking fellows who don't turn evil when they get some?
Doyle ,'Life of the Party'
Boxed Set, Vol. II: "It's a Cookbook...A Cookbook!!"
A topic for the discussion of Farscape, Smallville, and Due South. Beware possible invasions of Stargate, Highlander, or pretty much any other "genre" show that captures our fancy. Expect Adult Content and discussion of the Big Gay Sex.
Whitefont all unaired in the U.S. ep discussion, identifying it as such, and including the show and ep title in blackfont.
Blackfont is allowed after the show has aired on the east coast.
This is NOT a general TV discussion thread.
shrift - Jun 02, 2005 8:53:28 am PDT #1328 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
tommyrot - Jun 02, 2005 8:54:20 am PDT #1329 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
"sex penis"!!!! that's just...it's...... there are no words...
"Sex Penis" sounds like the name of an '80s New Wave song.
Or maybe I'm just thinking about "Sex Dwarf."
Vonnie K - Jun 02, 2005 8:56:54 am PDT #1330 of 10001
Kiss me, my girl, before I'm sick.
I love your sex penis
So, the other penis is just for urination? The poor thing. All the mess and no action.
This term "prehensile penis" is also giving me bad The Sparrow flashbacks with attendant psychological trauma.
Frankenbuddha - Jun 02, 2005 9:00:07 am PDT #1331 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Or maybe I'm just thinking about "Sex Dwarf."
Isn't it nice...luring Lex Luthor to a life of vice....
DavidS - Jun 02, 2005 9:24:33 am PDT #1332 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Isn't it nice...luring Lex Luthor to a life of vice....
I will keep you on a long black leash...
Vortex - Jun 02, 2005 9:27:27 am PDT #1333 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
So, the other penis is just for urination?
oh, sorry, let me give you the beginning of the quote --
"Your prostate gland." Lex theorized in velvet tones as he continued stroking. "You have a primary penis for expelling liquid waste. Your scrotum, for want of a better word, produces a natural -and tasty- lubricant."
Vortex - Jun 02, 2005 9:27:57 am PDT #1334 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
brenda m - Jun 02, 2005 9:28:17 am PDT #1335 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
t still confused
tommyrot - Jun 02, 2005 9:29:00 am PDT #1336 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
::head explodes. headless corpse prepares to haunt Vortex::
Vortex - Jun 02, 2005 9:35:59 am PDT #1337 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
why don't you just admit that you want to read the story? :) Here's the relevant part
His hand slowly worked back down to Clark's groin. The small penis remained flaccid and uninterested.
Clark's scrotum, he noticed, continued to swell so he massaged the balls gently. His young and terrified lover, gasped, wincing.
"What?" Lex glanced down and saw that his fingers were covered in, well, goo.
"It hurts a little. It never hurt before."
"Just relax." Lex raised his fingers and sniffed them. It smelled like Clark. The very musky Clark that always made Lex salivate. He looked back down at Clark's groin. The scrotum had swelled rather large, almost the size of an orange or a small grapefruit.
Good lord.
There seemed to be a slit at the base of the scrotum, directly behind the penis. Lex touched it gently, and more of the gel oozed out. It wasn't bleeding, but Clark did move restlessly.
Then something interesting happened. If Lex was not a calm person, he probably would have jumped off the bed.
Something inside the scrotum moved.
Clark moaned, spreading his legs, his skin on fire. He gripped the mattress with one hand and the pillow behind his head with the other.
Ever so carefully, Lex touched the scrotum again. The slit grew, Clark cried out. More of the gel eased out, and just on a hunch, Lex massaged it into the slit. Clark whimpered, but did not cry again. The head of something pressed against the seam. The seam widened more, and Clark's silky dark head moved restlessly on the pillow. Lex kept spreading the gel, the slit continued to grow and out emerged the tip of...
Another penis?
Holy shit
A primary penis, like for waste. A secondary penis... for sex?