Imagine me nearly bowling over my office chair in an attempt to flee from the secondary sex penis.
Simon: I swear when it's appropriate. Kaylee: Simon, the whole point of swearing is that it ain't appropriate.
'Jaynestown'
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A topic for the discussion of Farscape, Smallville, and Due South. Beware possible invasions of Stargate, Highlander, or pretty much any other "genre" show that captures our fancy. Expect Adult Content and discussion of the Big Gay Sex.
Whitefont all unaired in the U.S. ep discussion, identifying it as such, and including the show and ep title in blackfont.
Blackfont is allowed after the show has aired on the east coast.
This is NOT a general TV discussion thread.
shrift - Jun 02, 2005 8:39:27 am PDT #1324 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Frankenbuddha - Jun 02, 2005 8:43:21 am PDT #1325 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Imagine me nearly bowling over my office chair in an attempt to flee from the secondary sex penis.
...and I now I'm having a Videodrome moment with shrift as James Woods...
askye - Jun 02, 2005 8:45:33 am PDT #1326 of 10001
Thrive to spite them
"sex penis"!!!! that's just...it's...... there are no words...
DavidS - Jun 02, 2005 8:49:23 am PDT #1327 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
there are no words...
Yes there are. "Sex" and "penis."
shrift - Jun 02, 2005 8:53:28 am PDT #1328 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Yes there are. "Sex" and "penis."
I had three words: "oh" and "hell" and "no".
tommyrot - Jun 02, 2005 8:54:20 am PDT #1329 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
"sex penis"!!!! that's just...it's...... there are no words...
"Sex Penis" sounds like the name of an '80s New Wave song.
Or maybe I'm just thinking about "Sex Dwarf."
Vonnie K - Jun 02, 2005 8:56:54 am PDT #1330 of 10001
Kiss me, my girl, before I'm sick.
I love your sex penis
So, the other penis is just for urination? The poor thing. All the mess and no action.
This term "prehensile penis" is also giving me bad The Sparrow flashbacks with attendant psychological trauma.
Frankenbuddha - Jun 02, 2005 9:00:07 am PDT #1331 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Or maybe I'm just thinking about "Sex Dwarf."
Isn't it nice...luring Lex Luthor to a life of vice....
DavidS - Jun 02, 2005 9:24:33 am PDT #1332 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Isn't it nice...luring Lex Luthor to a life of vice....
I will keep you on a long black leash...
Vortex - Jun 02, 2005 9:27:27 am PDT #1333 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
So, the other penis is just for urination?
oh, sorry, let me give you the beginning of the quote --
"Your prostate gland." Lex theorized in velvet tones as he continued stroking. "You have a primary penis for expelling liquid waste. Your scrotum, for want of a better word, produces a natural -and tasty- lubricant."