I'm not going to click on that while I'm at work -- but Vortex how does it compare to the Alien Cock Tree story?
Ah, yes, of course. The gypsies, they gave you your soul. The gypsies are filthy people. Ptui! We shall speak of them no more.
Ilona Costa Bianchi ,'The Girl in Question'
Boxed Set, Vol. II: "It's a Cookbook...A Cookbook!!"
A topic for the discussion of Farscape, Smallville, and Due South. Beware possible invasions of Stargate, Highlander, or pretty much any other "genre" show that captures our fancy. Expect Adult Content and discussion of the Big Gay Sex.
Whitefont all unaired in the U.S. ep discussion, identifying it as such, and including the show and ep title in blackfont.
Blackfont is allowed after the show has aired on the east coast.
This is NOT a general TV discussion thread.
askye - Jun 02, 2005 6:22:40 am PDT #1320 of 10001
Thrive to spite them
shrift - Jun 02, 2005 6:23:14 am PDT #1321 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Does anybody remember the secondary sex penis from Smallville slash?
How could I forget?
...that was the one with the prehensile penis, right?
No, nevermind, I don't want to recall the details, and Dana isn't around to send me choice snippets which make my eyeballs bleed.
Matt the Bruins fan - Jun 02, 2005 6:42:15 am PDT #1322 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
mommy, I'm scared
Vortex - Jun 02, 2005 8:10:10 am PDT #1323 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
you know you want it. I might just have to go looking for it.
eta: and now, playing the part of Dana, I offer
Lex continued, "Then you have a secondary penis for sexual activity that is both lengthy and limber." He noticed that the front penis had retracted somewhat as the secondary penis had extended. Fascinating. "Not that I'm a size queen, but I love your sex penis."
shrift - Jun 02, 2005 8:39:27 am PDT #1324 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Imagine me nearly bowling over my office chair in an attempt to flee from the secondary sex penis.
Frankenbuddha - Jun 02, 2005 8:43:21 am PDT #1325 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Imagine me nearly bowling over my office chair in an attempt to flee from the secondary sex penis.
...and I now I'm having a Videodrome moment with shrift as James Woods...
askye - Jun 02, 2005 8:45:33 am PDT #1326 of 10001
Thrive to spite them
"sex penis"!!!! that's just...it's...... there are no words...
DavidS - Jun 02, 2005 8:49:23 am PDT #1327 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
there are no words...
Yes there are. "Sex" and "penis."
shrift - Jun 02, 2005 8:53:28 am PDT #1328 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Yes there are. "Sex" and "penis."
I had three words: "oh" and "hell" and "no".
tommyrot - Jun 02, 2005 8:54:20 am PDT #1329 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
"sex penis"!!!! that's just...it's...... there are no words...
"Sex Penis" sounds like the name of an '80s New Wave song.
Or maybe I'm just thinking about "Sex Dwarf."