I'm a single undead gal trying to make it in the big city. I have to start somewhere and they're evil here. They don't judge. They've got necro-tempered glass. No burning up. A great medical plan, and who needs dental more than us?

Harmony ,'Conviction (1)'


Boxed Set, Vol. II: "It's a Cookbook...A Cookbook!!"  

A topic for the discussion of Farscape, Smallville, and Due South. Beware possible invasions of Stargate, Highlander, or pretty much any other "genre" show that captures our fancy. Expect Adult Content and discussion of the Big Gay Sex.

Whitefont all unaired in the U.S. ep discussion, identifying it as such, and including the show and ep title in blackfont.

Blackfont is allowed after the show has aired on the east coast.

This is NOT a general TV discussion thread.


Betsy HP - Jun 02, 2005 5:36:56 am PDT #1316 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

Mmm, Sam Neill.


JenP - Jun 02, 2005 5:46:25 am PDT #1317 of 10001

Seconded. Also, I had a huge crush on Eric Stoltz after Some Kind of Wonderful.

Are they testing this out for series possibility? The name sounds familiar and like that's what I heard about it.


Vortex - Jun 02, 2005 5:59:38 am PDT #1318 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Does anybody remember the secondary sex penis from Smallville slash? Well, there's another freaky alien genitalia story out there. Just thought I'd share the pain -- [link]


Fay - Jun 02, 2005 6:04:32 am PDT #1319 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Mmmmmm, Eric Stoltz. Adorable in Some Kind of Wonderful. Beyond lickable (if eminently kickable) in House of Mirth.


askye - Jun 02, 2005 6:22:40 am PDT #1320 of 10001
Thrive to spite them

I'm not going to click on that while I'm at work -- but Vortex how does it compare to the Alien Cock Tree story?


shrift - Jun 02, 2005 6:23:14 am PDT #1321 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Does anybody remember the secondary sex penis from Smallville slash?

How could I forget?

...that was the one with the prehensile penis, right?

No, nevermind, I don't want to recall the details, and Dana isn't around to send me choice snippets which make my eyeballs bleed.


Matt the Bruins fan - Jun 02, 2005 6:42:15 am PDT #1322 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

mommy, I'm scared


Vortex - Jun 02, 2005 8:10:10 am PDT #1323 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

you know you want it. I might just have to go looking for it.

eta: and now, playing the part of Dana, I offer

Lex continued, "Then you have a secondary penis for sexual activity that is both lengthy and limber." He noticed that the front penis had retracted somewhat as the secondary penis had extended. Fascinating. "Not that I'm a size queen, but I love your sex penis."


shrift - Jun 02, 2005 8:39:27 am PDT #1324 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Imagine me nearly bowling over my office chair in an attempt to flee from the secondary sex penis.


Frankenbuddha - Jun 02, 2005 8:43:21 am PDT #1325 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Imagine me nearly bowling over my office chair in an attempt to flee from the secondary sex penis.

...and I now I'm having a Videodrome moment with shrift as James Woods...