Wash: Well, I wash my hands of it. It's a hopeless case. I'll read a nice poem at the funeral. Something with imagery. Zoe: You could lock the door and keep the power-hungry maniac at bay. Wash: Oh, no, I'm starting to like this poetry idea now. Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross...

'Shindig'


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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Sean K - Mar 21, 2005 12:22:45 pm PST #9225 of 10002
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Both I and the friend I was sparring with just stood there staring at each other going "I can't believe I/you just did that."

Yeah, that was the reaction.

the part of a putative black belt test I'm least looking forward to? Defending against live knife.

Will they have a medic on hand to stitch you up, if needs be?


§ ita § - Mar 21, 2005 12:25:57 pm PST #9226 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Will they have a medic on hand to stitch you up, if needs be?

There's a fire station across the street.

The people in the last test were the luckiest ever -- a doctor (and a dentist, now that I think about it) was among the candidates. But he got knocked out, so he had to stop taking the test. Okay, he wasn't lucky, but they were, because he stayed around and dispensed emergency first aid as required. I may need to find a med student who'll be all ready to go by the time I might get to test.


Lee - Mar 21, 2005 12:27:03 pm PST #9227 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

hehehe

We're in the Apple store. Don't send help.

Perkins, SailAweigh and Aurelia


tommyrot - Mar 21, 2005 12:28:17 pm PST #9228 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

We're in the Apple store. Don't send help.

Hold on tight to your wallets....


Betsy HP - Mar 21, 2005 12:30:21 pm PST #9229 of 10002
If I only had a brain...

Defending against live knife.

Holy cow. Didn't you tell us somebody inevitably gets cut in a knife fight?


Theodosia - Mar 21, 2005 12:32:11 pm PST #9230 of 10002
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

I learned a lot of things from karate, but perhaps the best was the understanding that the part of my brain that works out physical things is nearly non-verbal -- if someone gives me instructions, what I really need is to step through the desired movement at half or quarter speed, and repeatedly, until the kinesthetic brain can think its way through without resorting to words.

That's when I realized I truly wasn't a klutz, I just had a learning disability. t knock wood To this very day, I've never broken a major bone, or for that matter delicater ones like digits and nose, et cetera. Last year when I tried curling and wiped out, the instructors were actually really impressed by how well I'd fallen.


Kalshane - Mar 21, 2005 12:33:21 pm PST #9231 of 10002
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why? Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.

You gotta earn the privilege of playing with real knives. And don't think people don't -- the part of a putative black belt test I'm least looking forward to? Defending against live knife.

Yikes, ita! I mean, I understand the whole preparedness aspect of it. If you've successfuly defended against a real one, it's less likely to phase you if someone pulls one on the street, but still. Yow.


brenda m - Mar 21, 2005 12:35:05 pm PST #9232 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Apple store and Lush in one afternoon? Not sure I could handle that.


DavidS - Mar 21, 2005 12:36:41 pm PST #9233 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Yikes, ita! I mean, I understand the whole preparedness aspect of it. If you've successfuly defended against a real one, it's less likely to phase you if someone pulls one on the street, but still. Yow.

At least she's not a stick fighter.


Betsy HP - Mar 21, 2005 12:37:21 pm PST #9234 of 10002
If I only had a brain...

I could totally fight a stick. Grab it, break it over one knee, and it's paralyzed.