I could totally fight a stick. Grab it, break it over one knee, and it's paralyzed.
It's possible that he's in the land of perpetual Wednesday, or the crazy melty land, or you know, the world without shrimp.
Anya ,'Showtime'
Natter 33 1/3
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Betsy HP - Mar 21, 2005 12:37:21 pm PST #9234 of 10002
If I only had a brain...
Betsy HP - Mar 21, 2005 12:37:27 pm PST #9235 of 10002
If I only had a brain...
It sucks to be me, la la la la la! Move along, nothing to see here.
tommyrot - Mar 21, 2005 12:38:59 pm PST #9236 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I could totally fight a stick.
Two, even.
§ ita § - Mar 21, 2005 12:39:18 pm PST #9237 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Didn't you tell us somebody inevitably gets cut in a knife fight?
That's what we're told, over and over. However (I'm assuming) this shouldn't be a fight, so much as a sincere attack. Just -- can you do *this* technique against *this* style of attack cleanly?
That having been said, FUCK!!!!
At least she's not a stick fighter.
No, we do stick too. And sticks are always live.
eta:
Grab it, break it over one knee, and it's paralyzed.
Wussy stick, yo.
Betsy HP - Mar 21, 2005 12:42:25 pm PST #9238 of 10002
If I only had a brain...
Wussy stick, yo.
That's why I took it on. If it had been mobile acid jello? Forget it, man.
JohnSweden - Mar 21, 2005 12:45:12 pm PST #9239 of 10002
I can't even.
Betsy. Nutty (in the cheetahskin gloves). Sturdy stick. Squash court.
Three persons/object enter, one person/object leaves.
WHO/WHAT SHALL IT BE?
Betsy HP - Mar 21, 2005 12:46:15 pm PST #9240 of 10002
If I only had a brain...
I roll over on my back, stick all four feet in the air, and begin panting loudly. Nutty comes over sniffs my belly, and wanders off to chase the stick.
Burrell - Mar 21, 2005 12:47:42 pm PST #9241 of 10002
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
I know someone who broke his ankle taking off his underware. so embarrassing for him.
msbelle makes me laugh! I can't believe no one else was cracking up at this.
Theodosia - Mar 21, 2005 12:48:10 pm PST #9242 of 10002
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
roll over on my back, stick all four feet in the air, and begin panting loudly. Nutty comes over sniffs my belly, and wanders off to chase the stick.
They should definitely film that. I'm not sure what holiday they should show it at, though.
It would be like the Puppy Bowl, only weirder.
[edited to add context]
tommyrot - Mar 21, 2005 12:48:44 pm PST #9243 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I'm not sure what holiday they should show it at, though.
Arbor Day.