Buffy: You tossed that vamp like he was a... little teeny vamp. Riley: You wanna go again? C'mon. I bet this place is just teeming with aerodynamic vampires.

'Help'


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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


brenda m - Mar 21, 2005 12:35:05 pm PST #9232 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Apple store and Lush in one afternoon? Not sure I could handle that.


DavidS - Mar 21, 2005 12:36:41 pm PST #9233 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Yikes, ita! I mean, I understand the whole preparedness aspect of it. If you've successfuly defended against a real one, it's less likely to phase you if someone pulls one on the street, but still. Yow.

At least she's not a stick fighter.


Betsy HP - Mar 21, 2005 12:37:21 pm PST #9234 of 10002
If I only had a brain...

I could totally fight a stick. Grab it, break it over one knee, and it's paralyzed.


Betsy HP - Mar 21, 2005 12:37:27 pm PST #9235 of 10002
If I only had a brain...

It sucks to be me, la la la la la! Move along, nothing to see here.


tommyrot - Mar 21, 2005 12:38:59 pm PST #9236 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I could totally fight a stick.

Two, even.


§ ita § - Mar 21, 2005 12:39:18 pm PST #9237 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Didn't you tell us somebody inevitably gets cut in a knife fight?

That's what we're told, over and over. However (I'm assuming) this shouldn't be a fight, so much as a sincere attack. Just -- can you do *this* technique against *this* style of attack cleanly?

That having been said, FUCK!!!!

At least she's not a stick fighter.

No, we do stick too. And sticks are always live.

eta:

Grab it, break it over one knee, and it's paralyzed.

Wussy stick, yo.


Betsy HP - Mar 21, 2005 12:42:25 pm PST #9238 of 10002
If I only had a brain...

Wussy stick, yo.

That's why I took it on. If it had been mobile acid jello? Forget it, man.


JohnSweden - Mar 21, 2005 12:45:12 pm PST #9239 of 10002
I can't even.

Betsy. Nutty (in the cheetahskin gloves). Sturdy stick. Squash court.

Three persons/object enter, one person/object leaves.

WHO/WHAT SHALL IT BE?


Betsy HP - Mar 21, 2005 12:46:15 pm PST #9240 of 10002
If I only had a brain...

I roll over on my back, stick all four feet in the air, and begin panting loudly. Nutty comes over sniffs my belly, and wanders off to chase the stick.


Burrell - Mar 21, 2005 12:47:42 pm PST #9241 of 10002
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

I know someone who broke his ankle taking off his underware. so embarrassing for him.

msbelle makes me laugh! I can't believe no one else was cracking up at this.