However, Jesus is way cool.
He could've baked the most delicious cake in the world.
Welcome to the Hellmouth petting zoo.
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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
amych - Mar 18, 2005 6:35:22 am PST #8555 of 10002
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Thomash - Mar 18, 2005 6:35:41 am PST #8556 of 10002
I have a plan.
Sure, but if Jesus comes back to star in a sitcom, there's all this revelations baggage he brings with him.
True, but he's got a fanbase you just can't ignore. And Elvise could do the theme song.
Frankenbuddha - Mar 18, 2005 6:36:25 am PST #8557 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
today=gorgeous. I wish it were 20 degrees warmer
I'll take not snowing myself. Which it isn't. Maybe a little on Sunday, but I don't think anything's going to stay around long, even if it's substantial at this point.
idly ponders memories of April Fools storm
-t - Mar 18, 2005 6:36:37 am PST #8558 of 10002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
However, Jesus is way cool.
Everybody liked Jesus
Everybody wanted to hang out with him
Anything he wanted to do, he did
He turned water into wine
And if he wanted to
He could have turned wheat into marijuana
Or sugar into cocaine
Or vitamin pills into amphetamines
JohnSweden - Mar 18, 2005 6:37:02 am PST #8559 of 10002
I can't even.
Sure, but if Jesus comes back to star in a sitcom, there's all this revelations baggage he brings with him.
So you're saying he's kinda like Shannen Doherty?
Jesus, Elvis and Hitler are roomates.
Total chick magnets too, so you can have great guest stars.
Gudanov - Mar 18, 2005 6:37:37 am PST #8560 of 10002
Coding and Sleeping
True, but he's got a fanbase you just can't ignore.
Sure, before the rapture. But once Jesus comes back...
Frankenbuddha - Mar 18, 2005 6:37:53 am PST #8561 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Sure, but if Jesus comes back to star in a sitcom, there's all this revelations baggage he brings with him.
Oh sure, blame it all on the actor. He just needs a better agent who'll make him ditch the entourage.
Frankenbuddha - Mar 18, 2005 6:40:32 am PST #8562 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Jesus, Elvis and Hitler are roomates.
Don't forget their wacky neighbor, Gandhi.
tommyrot - Mar 18, 2005 6:40:33 am PST #8563 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I think the second episode would be when Elvis spends all the rent money on pills, so Jesus, Elvis and Hitler enter the Battle of the Bands contest, which happens to have a first prize equal to a month's rent.
Oh, and Graucho Marx as the wacky landlord. Or would he be too much of a scene stealer?
Thomash - Mar 18, 2005 6:43:52 am PST #8564 of 10002
I have a plan.
Sure, before the rapture. But once Jesus comes back...
It's all PR dude. Sure the Rapture comes around and a bunch of people are gonna have to put on their lake-of-fire-floaties for an eternity. But there's at least 144,000 dedicated viewers after that and they'll be the only ones with a tv.