Sure, but if Jesus comes back to star in a sitcom, there's all this revelations baggage he brings with him.
Oh sure, blame it all on the actor. He just needs a better agent who'll make him ditch the entourage.
Oh, I'm gonna go to the special hell.
Mal ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Natter 33 1/3
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Frankenbuddha - Mar 18, 2005 6:37:53 am PST #8561 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Frankenbuddha - Mar 18, 2005 6:40:32 am PST #8562 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Jesus, Elvis and Hitler are roomates.
Don't forget their wacky neighbor, Gandhi.
tommyrot - Mar 18, 2005 6:40:33 am PST #8563 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I think the second episode would be when Elvis spends all the rent money on pills, so Jesus, Elvis and Hitler enter the Battle of the Bands contest, which happens to have a first prize equal to a month's rent.
Oh, and Graucho Marx as the wacky landlord. Or would he be too much of a scene stealer?
Thomash - Mar 18, 2005 6:43:52 am PST #8564 of 10002
I have a plan.
Sure, before the rapture. But once Jesus comes back...
It's all PR dude. Sure the Rapture comes around and a bunch of people are gonna have to put on their lake-of-fire-floaties for an eternity. But there's at least 144,000 dedicated viewers after that and they'll be the only ones with a tv.
tommyrot - Mar 18, 2005 6:44:22 am PST #8565 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Another ep would be when Jesus has a date with the hot woman next door. Elvis and Hitler are jealous, but it turns out she and her roomate are lesbians, and she just wants some sperm from Jesus so they can have a child.
Steph L. - Mar 18, 2005 6:47:27 am PST #8566 of 10002
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Jesus, Elvis and Hitler are roomates.
Don't forget their wacky neighbor, Gandhi.
And Ghandi's roommate, Josef Stalin!
Come and knock on our door ...
We've been waiting for you ...
Where the kisses are hers and hers and his,
Three's company too.
§ ita § - Mar 18, 2005 6:47:46 am PST #8567 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
So you're saying he's kinda like Shannen Doherty?
More like Dominic Monaghan. Cuz you know if they killed him off on the show, it wouldn't be for good.
Lee - Mar 18, 2005 6:48:43 am PST #8568 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
He could've baked the most delicious cake in the world
But I bet funnel cakes would still kick his ass.
-t - Mar 18, 2005 6:50:36 am PST #8569 of 10002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
He could've baked the most delicious cake in the world
No wonder there are so many Christians.
amych - Mar 18, 2005 6:52:28 am PST #8570 of 10002
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
t high-fives -t