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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
I think the second episode would be when Elvis spends all the rent money on pills, so Jesus, Elvis and Hitler enter the Battle of the Bands contest, which happens to have a first prize equal to a month's rent.
Oh, and Graucho Marx as the wacky landlord. Or would he be too much of a scene stealer?
Sure, before the rapture. But once Jesus comes back...
It's all PR dude. Sure the Rapture comes around and a bunch of people are gonna have to put on their lake-of-fire-floaties for an eternity. But there's at least 144,000 dedicated viewers after that and they'll be the only ones with a tv.
Another ep would be when Jesus has a date with the hot woman next door. Elvis and Hitler are jealous, but it turns out she and her roomate are lesbians, and she just wants some sperm from Jesus so they can have a child.
Jesus, Elvis and Hitler are roomates.
Don't forget their wacky neighbor, Gandhi.
And Ghandi's roommate, Josef Stalin!
Come and knock on our door ...
We've been waiting for you ...
Where the kisses are hers and hers and his,
Three's company too.
So you're saying he's kinda like Shannen Doherty?
More like Dominic Monaghan. Cuz you know if they killed him off on the show, it wouldn't be for good.
He could've baked the most delicious cake in the world
But I bet funnel cakes would still kick his ass.
He could've baked the most delicious cake in the world
No wonder there are so many Christians.
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Hee. I love that song.
So on a completely different topic ...
Is it just me, or is John Stamos way hotter now than he was on Full House? On Full House, he was cute but nothing special. But last night I sat through two episodes of Jake in Progress, entirely because of him. Either he's aging exceptionally well, or the Full House-era hair was even worse than I thought it was.